I bet that brought tears to his eyes....

AcademicX
AcademicX Posts: 152
edited June 2007 in Campaign
Those of a sensitive nature should probably avoid this one...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/mers ... 253849.stm

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  • What...???

    "That's guna hurt in the morning son!"

    Its all very well going fast...but can you stay on the bike??
    Its all very well going fast...but can you stay on the bike??
  • Hell hath no fury etc...


    She said: "I am in no way a violent person." Not strictly true...
  • <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Peyote</i>

    Hell hath no fury etc...


    She said: "I am in no way a violent person." Not strictly true...


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    I suppose it's all relative - a violent person would have pulled both off and refused to give them back until they'd been through a food processor.[:0]
  • Melvil
    Melvil Posts: 2,219
    Ow...fancy trying to eat it as well...still, I guess its fresher than it would be down the local fast food outlet.

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  • <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Patrick Stevens</i>

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Peyote</i>

    Hell hath no fury etc...


    She said: "I am in no way a violent person." Not strictly true...


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    I suppose it's all relative - a violent person would have pulled both off and refused to give them back until they'd been through a food processor.[:0]
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    You've thought about that too much! [xx(]
  • lardarse rider
    lardarse rider Posts: 1,447
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Patrick Stevens</i>

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Peyote</i>

    Hell hath no fury etc...


    She said: "I am in no way a violent person." Not strictly true...


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    I suppose it's all relative - a violent person would have pulled both off and refused to give them back until they'd been through a food processor.[:0]
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    Or squidged them between her toes[xx(]

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  • <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Peyote</i>

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Patrick Stevens</i>

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Peyote</i>

    Hell hath no fury etc...


    She said: "I am in no way a violent person." Not strictly true...


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    I suppose it's all relative - a violent person would have pulled both off and refused to give them back until they'd been through a food processor.[:0]
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    You've thought about that too much! [xx(]
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    No need to stop and think - I did criminal law for a number of years. I even know the best way of cutting a leg off. [:0]
  • <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Patrick Stevens</i>
    No need to stop and think - I did criminal law for a number of years.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">

    Okay, that makes sense...

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Patrick Stevens</i>
    I even know the best way of cutting a leg off. [:0]
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    ...but that is a bit too much information! Although I would've thought some form of power-saw would be the most efficient. I guess it wold depend on your reason for removing said leg...
  • <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Peyote</i>

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Patrick Stevens</i>
    No need to stop and think - I did criminal law for a number of years.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">

    Okay, that makes sense...

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Patrick Stevens</i>
    I even know the best way of cutting a leg off. [:0]
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    ...but that is a bit too much information! Although I would've thought some form of power-saw would be the most efficient. I guess it wold depend on your reason for removing said leg...
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    No power saw. The reason was that the perpetrator was a sadistic pervert.
  • <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Patrick Stevens</i>
    No power saw. The reason was that the perpetrator was a sadistic pervert.
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    Nuff said. [V]
  • Nail clippers, while the victim is stapled to the floor, with a condom full of urine in their mouth for when they cry out and then breath in hard, it bursts. Thats the best way to cut off someones leg, trust me they'll never try to do you over again, it really learns em[}:)]

    Well thats what I do, is there a better way Patrick?



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  • The Bosscp
    The Bosscp Posts: 647
    "I am in no way a violent person".
    Christ I wouldn't like to see what she can do when she is violent...


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  • richteacp
    richteacp Posts: 1,137
    Good christ, what a nutter!
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    A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."
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    [xx(]

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  • <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by richtea</i>

    Good christ, what a nutter!
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">
    A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."
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    [xx(]

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  • richteacp
    richteacp Posts: 1,137
    Eww, don't, I feel queasy enough as it is.

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  • <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by richtea</i>

    Eww, don't, I feel queasy enough as it is.

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    Not as queasy as he did!
  • Eat My Dust
    Eat My Dust Posts: 3,965
    If they went back to his house for drinks with friends, why was he only wearing his underpants???

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  • richteacp
    richteacp Posts: 1,137
    <mental note: wear trousers to parties from now on>

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  • chewa
    chewa Posts: 164
    Is a testicle an organ? - or a gland?

    I think we should be told.

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  • Buggi
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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by chewa</i>

    Is a testicle an organ? - or a gland?

    I think we should be told.

    plus je vois les hommes, plus j'admire les chiens
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    i don't think it's an organ, because you need all your organ's to carry on living don't you? i don't think it's a gland either.

    so what is the best way of cutting off a leg? just so i know, not that i'm violent or anything but i was truly sorry about that guy's testicle, i didn't mean to do it! [:0]

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  • giant_man
    giant_man Posts: 6,878
    I love her statement in which she denies she's a violent person! I would hate to see her when she's angry lol!


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  • Simon L2
    Simon L2 Posts: 2,908
    which film featured a similar scene? I've got half a memory that says that Robin Williams was involved.
  • Tourist Tony
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    Garp?

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