monday we are like the dreamer, who dreams and then lives inside the dream

sungod · May 13

'ning

mild, cloudy though

stroll stuff wfh laze

Stevo_666 · May 13

Early start, on train into the Big Smoke. Got minions in for the annual strategy meeting followed by an after work beer.

pinno · May 13

Morning les escogriffes

Gone a bit dull and cooler. Rain forecast.

Will finish cleaning of rental property ready for sale. Wahey!

First; coffee.

Laters

oxoman · May 13

Morning all. Nice day off to laze around with the mutt. Going for a pootle on the new treader later. Hopefully stays dry out. Not as bright as yesterday sadly.

homers_double · May 13

Gym smashed, forgot my breakfast :(

Work stuff, maybe a short run later.

vincesummerskRoxcBTr · May 13

Sunny again here, ride later with OH, start getting gear together for short tour next week.

N0bodyOfTheGoat · May 13

Morning, last chance saloon for a ride before the wet stuff hits this afternoon after a dry week, noticeably cooler. But then the last few days have been slightly warmer than my preference.

thistle_ · May 13

Morning spent crawling round in filth and hitting things with my calibrated screwdriver.

Beats being in the office anyway. Going out again for some snacks because my stomach sounds like yesterday's t storm.

vincesummerskRoxcBTr · May 13

Nice ride with OH, ideal conditions, light breeze, warm but not too hot. Cafe stop and amazing display of bluebells on a back road.

Took a video but not sure you can upload them here!

photonic69 · May 13

In Sunny (Wet. Very) Wales for a 3 day conference. Fab hotel. Vale Resort just outside Cardiff.

Much drinks and gambling later.

Webboo2 · May 13

Evening

Not done that much other than the cleaning and watered the garden. Apparently it’s going to be peeing down all day tomorrow so I shouldn’t have bothered.

veronese68 · May 13

Evening folks,

Not as warn or sunny as the weekend, but I don't care as I was in the orifice. Pleasant enough wobble there and back at least.

Managed to annoy one the USAnian boss by answering a stupid question honestly. I think he expects things to happen by magic as he has no concept of the time taken to do stuff.

Have to drive the EPO in tomorrow, hopefully the forecast for tomorrow being the rainiest day this week holds true.

Is that a calibrated sonic screwdriver thistle?

thistle_ · May 13

https://forum.bikeradar.com/discussion/comment/21066556#Comment_21066556

Maybe. Different things made different sounds when I hit them with it.

pinno · May 13

https://forum.bikeradar.com/discussion/comment/21066573#Comment_21066573

What exactly do you hit?

I mean, @haydenm used to shout at trees (probably still does), TLW runs around trees (and his dogs piddle on them), Sungod avoids trees (too shady), Seano hides behind trees taking pictures of things, I plant trees (not as many as Loon), Stevo has learnt the variety of at least 2 trees despite trying to take one out with his shoulder using a bicycle to gain velocity, VN sees lots of trees in the park during his daily wobble etc. You don't hit trees with a calibrated screwdriver do you?

tlw1 · May 13

Lovely day of meetings followed by a ferkin themed room again 🤬

been out for a decent curry with some work colleagues, so missed my recovery run, not necessarily a bad thing

veronese68 · May 13

I'm sure you could hire an appropriate pro to go with your themed room, would help with those lonely nights away from home 😂

Stevo_666 · May 13

https://forum.bikeradar.com/discussion/comment/21066598#Comment_21066598

Not sure what sort of theme you think his room has got 😊

pinno · May 13

https://forum.bikeradar.com/discussion/comment/21066586#Comment_21066586

Is it full of fluffy pink cushions?

vincesummerskRoxcBTr · May 13

https://forum.bikeradar.com/discussion/comment/21066605#Comment_21066605

Every hotel room is full of Xxxxing cushions

pinno · May 13

https://forum.bikeradar.com/discussion/comment/21066608#Comment_21066608

Yeabut, pink linen, pink quilt cover, pink curtains. You know - the whole caboodle.

veronese68 · May 13

https://forum.bikeradar.com/discussion/comment/21066603#Comment_21066603

I'm sure sir could have whatever theme and accompaniment sir would like if he pays enough for it.

Many years ago we took the kids to see the Lion King stage show in town. There was a businessman at looked about 60 with a pretty girl in her 20s wearing a lion onesie, lion facepaint and lion ears on a band. I thought that's a bit strannge, but didn't say anything. The wife mentioned it as we were leaving, she was convinced he'd paid for the complete Lion King experience and probably got dressed up himself later.

pinno · May 13

https://forum.bikeradar.com/discussion/comment/21066617#Comment_21066617

I had an interesting conversation with a high class escort, in a nightclub just off Fleet street. Never forget the Soca music. She was a stunning brunette, paying for her medical degree through her 'activities'. Her main duties were literally escorting rich middle eastern clients but some had some quirky requests.

Stevo_666 · May 13

https://forum.bikeradar.com/discussion/comment/21066618#Comment_21066618

A conversation, eh?

Stevo_666 · May 13

https://forum.bikeradar.com/discussion/comment/21066617#Comment_21066617

That's just weird...

pinno · May 13

https://forum.bikeradar.com/discussion/comment/21066621#Comment_21066621

Not really. Heard of 'the peanut butter man'? He used to frequent a massage parlour in Manchester. He would select one of the 'workers' to eat a jar of peanut butter. At a later point, she would defecate the peanut butter and he would return and eat it.