friday is entirely stochastic
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Good point, I shall heed said advice.
Ya big Jessie, shall we change your username to Wanc33?
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My excuse is that Mrs. 666 needed me to stick some heavy stuff in the boot. Her enthusiasm for us to go in my car became apparent when we got there and she said she was getting (amongst other things) 6 x 50l bags of manure. Crafty bint. Although to be fair, we probably wouldn't have fitted in everything in her car.
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Crafty bint indeed, I just read about a teacher that bought a load of compost to help bury her boyfriends body. If only she'd thought of making him get it for her.
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I should have been suspicious straight away as normally she doesn't like my car - too noisy, ride too hard, makes her car sick etc. The only thing she seems to appreciate is the butt warmer seats in winter. Panzer needed a bit of an airing after that, lucky I carry a ground sheet in the car for when I stick the bike in...
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
The trick to buying a body is to stick a dead animal near the top of the hole as you re-fill, so if any nosey dogs start investigating the grave, dead animal will be dug up and decay smells explained. 👍
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Are we going by real life experience here Mr S. 🤔 Shall we send the old bill to dig your garden to find out.🫣🤣
Too many bikes according to Mrs O.0 -
Never poop where you eat 👍
Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי1
