Opinel TDF folding knives????

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  • TheBigBean
    TheBigBean Posts: 20,643
    edited July 2022
    rjsterry said:

    What's a reasonable excuse for carrying a sword?

    I guess if there's a terrorist attack and you're going at em?

    I've carried a sword with a reasonable excuse. I was taking it home.

    Another reason might be it goes with some ceremonial army outfit which you need to wear to a wedding.
    Anything interesting?
    My sword? Don't think it is particularly remarkable - very swordy. It is engraved though.

    I have a dirk too. I'm fully armed to defend my castle.
  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 27,702

    rjsterry said:

    What's a reasonable excuse for carrying a sword?

    I guess if there's a terrorist attack and you're going at em?

    I've carried a sword with a reasonable excuse. I was taking it home.

    Another reason might be it goes with some ceremonial army outfit which you need to wear to a wedding.
    Anything interesting?
    My sword? Don't think it is particularly remarkable - very swordy. It is engraved though.

    I have a dirk too. I'm fully armed to defend my castle.
    Single or double edged?
    1985 Mercian King of Mercia - work in progress (Hah! Who am I kidding?)
    Pinnacle Monzonite

    Part of the anti-growth coalition
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    rjsterry said:

    MattFalle said:

    pblakeney said:

    What's a reasonable excuse for carrying a sword?

    I guess if there's a terrorist attack and you're going at em?

    I've carried a sword with a reasonable excuse. I was taking it home.

    Another reason might be it goes with some ceremonial army outfit which you need to wear to a wedding.
    They are not cheap though so I doubt there are many nefarious sorts that have one.
    oh no, every decent dealer has a sword.

    guns for show, knives for a pro.
    Swords are back up weapons. You want a spear.
    first weapon is a trebuchet, surely?

    #didn'tseethatcoming
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • TheBigBean
    TheBigBean Posts: 20,643
    rjsterry said:

    rjsterry said:

    What's a reasonable excuse for carrying a sword?

    I guess if there's a terrorist attack and you're going at em?

    I've carried a sword with a reasonable excuse. I was taking it home.

    Another reason might be it goes with some ceremonial army outfit which you need to wear to a wedding.
    Anything interesting?
    My sword? Don't think it is particularly remarkable - very swordy. It is engraved though.

    I have a dirk too. I'm fully armed to defend my castle.
    Single or double edged?
    I think it would be double, but at the moment it's probably zero edged.
  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 27,702
    MattFalle said:

    rjsterry said:

    MattFalle said:

    pblakeney said:

    What's a reasonable excuse for carrying a sword?

    I guess if there's a terrorist attack and you're going at em?

    I've carried a sword with a reasonable excuse. I was taking it home.

    Another reason might be it goes with some ceremonial army outfit which you need to wear to a wedding.
    They are not cheap though so I doubt there are many nefarious sorts that have one.
    oh no, every decent dealer has a sword.

    guns for show, knives for a pro.
    Swords are back up weapons. You want a spear.
    first weapon is a trebuchet, surely?

    #didn'tseethatcoming
    The one thing you can say about a trebuchet is that you would definitely see it coming.
    1985 Mercian King of Mercia - work in progress (Hah! Who am I kidding?)
    Pinnacle Monzonite

    Part of the anti-growth coalition
  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 27,702

    rjsterry said:

    rjsterry said:

    What's a reasonable excuse for carrying a sword?

    I guess if there's a terrorist attack and you're going at em?

    I've carried a sword with a reasonable excuse. I was taking it home.

    Another reason might be it goes with some ceremonial army outfit which you need to wear to a wedding.
    Anything interesting?
    My sword? Don't think it is particularly remarkable - very swordy. It is engraved though.

    I have a dirk too. I'm fully armed to defend my castle.
    Single or double edged?
    I think it would be double, but at the moment it's probably zero edged.
    Such a tease. Antique or reproduction?

    My grandfather had accumulated a selection of weaponry from across various bits of Africa and the Middle East but not sure what happened to them after we cleared the house. I have inherited a pair of Ashanti stools and some other trinkets though.
    1985 Mercian King of Mercia - work in progress (Hah! Who am I kidding?)
    Pinnacle Monzonite

    Part of the anti-growth coalition
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 40,602
    rjsterry said:

    rjsterry said:

    rjsterry said:

    What's a reasonable excuse for carrying a sword?

    I guess if there's a terrorist attack and you're going at em?

    I've carried a sword with a reasonable excuse. I was taking it home.

    Another reason might be it goes with some ceremonial army outfit which you need to wear to a wedding.
    Anything interesting?
    My sword? Don't think it is particularly remarkable - very swordy. It is engraved though.

    I have a dirk too. I'm fully armed to defend my castle.
    Single or double edged?
    I think it would be double, but at the moment it's probably zero edged.
    I have inherited a pair of Ashanti stools

    💩💩??
  • TheBigBean
    TheBigBean Posts: 20,643
    rjsterry said:

    rjsterry said:

    rjsterry said:

    What's a reasonable excuse for carrying a sword?

    I guess if there's a terrorist attack and you're going at em?

    I've carried a sword with a reasonable excuse. I was taking it home.

    Another reason might be it goes with some ceremonial army outfit which you need to wear to a wedding.
    Anything interesting?
    My sword? Don't think it is particularly remarkable - very swordy. It is engraved though.

    I have a dirk too. I'm fully armed to defend my castle.
    Single or double edged?
    I think it would be double, but at the moment it's probably zero edged.
    Such a tease. Antique or reproduction?

    My grandfather had accumulated a selection of weaponry from across various bits of Africa and the Middle East but not sure what happened to them after we cleared the house. I have inherited a pair of Ashanti stools and some other trinkets though.
    Didn't my description of it as "swordy" give away my level of expertise? Definitely a reproduction.
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 25,806
    edited July 2022
    rjsterry said:

    rjsterry said:

    rjsterry said:

    What's a reasonable excuse for carrying a sword?

    I guess if there's a terrorist attack and you're going at em?

    I've carried a sword with a reasonable excuse. I was taking it home.

    Another reason might be it goes with some ceremonial army outfit which you need to wear to a wedding.
    Anything interesting?
    My sword? Don't think it is particularly remarkable - very swordy. It is engraved though.

    I have a dirk too. I'm fully armed to defend my castle.
    Single or double edged?
    I think it would be double, but at the moment it's probably zero edged.
    Such a tease. Antique or reproduction?

    My grandfather had accumulated a selection of weaponry from across various bits of Africa and the Middle East but not sure what happened to them after we cleared the house. I have inherited a pair of Ashanti stools and some other trinkets though.
    My Dad has a Fijian war axe that he inherited with the rest of the contents of the house. It has notches in the blade which are apparently from the intended use.
    Like this but with elaborate engravings.


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  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 27,702
    edited July 2022
    Pross said:

    rjsterry said:

    rjsterry said:

    rjsterry said:

    What's a reasonable excuse for carrying a sword?

    I guess if there's a terrorist attack and you're going at em?

    I've carried a sword with a reasonable excuse. I was taking it home.

    Another reason might be it goes with some ceremonial army outfit which you need to wear to a wedding.
    Anything interesting?
    My sword? Don't think it is particularly remarkable - very swordy. It is engraved though.

    I have a dirk too. I'm fully armed to defend my castle.
    Single or double edged?
    I think it would be double, but at the moment it's probably zero edged.
    I have inherited a pair of Ashanti stools

    💩💩??
    Err, no. Like this.

    https://www.dorotheum.com/en/l/1106899/

    Google says the sword was a Kaskara, which would fit without I think my great greatgrandfather's military career (Sudan, West Africa and the Boer War)
    1985 Mercian King of Mercia - work in progress (Hah! Who am I kidding?)
    Pinnacle Monzonite

    Part of the anti-growth coalition
  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 27,702
    pblakeney said:

    rjsterry said:

    rjsterry said:

    rjsterry said:

    What's a reasonable excuse for carrying a sword?

    I guess if there's a terrorist attack and you're going at em?

    I've carried a sword with a reasonable excuse. I was taking it home.

    Another reason might be it goes with some ceremonial army outfit which you need to wear to a wedding.
    Anything interesting?
    My sword? Don't think it is particularly remarkable - very swordy. It is engraved though.

    I have a dirk too. I'm fully armed to defend my castle.
    Single or double edged?
    I think it would be double, but at the moment it's probably zero edged.
    Such a tease. Antique or reproduction?

    My grandfather had accumulated a selection of weaponry from across various bits of Africa and the Middle East but not sure what happened to them after we cleared the house. I have inherited a pair of Ashanti stools and some other trinkets though.
    My Dad has a Fijian war axe that he inherited with the rest of the contents of the house. It has notches in the blade which are apparently from the intended use.
    Like this but with elaborate engravings.


    Ouch. That would sort you out.
    1985 Mercian King of Mercia - work in progress (Hah! Who am I kidding?)
    Pinnacle Monzonite

    Part of the anti-growth coalition
  • briantrumpet
    briantrumpet Posts: 17,939
    ddraver said:

    Saucisson is where it's at. Nothing says NOW we're on holiday like slicing a saucisson with an opinel knife in an alpine meadow that's for sure...


    Exact !

    A baguette, some blue cheese, tomato, some paté, and my opinel, and that's elevenses sorted at least...


  • briantrumpet
    briantrumpet Posts: 17,939
    Maybe "Me, my Opinel and my sandwich" might be a photo theme for me this summer.

    And yes, they are absolutely ubiquitous there... supermarket checkouts, on market stalls, etc. And yes, the blade is fantastic, though I did make the mistake, buying my first one, of choosing (carelessly) the non-stainless version... although it gets a superb edge, it rusts if it just sees a drop of water within 50m.

    Also, annoyingly, one of mine only has the locking mechanism for when the blade is open: as there's no spring, it's possible for the closed blade's tip to edge out and catch in things, and you really don't want a razor-sharp pointy blade sticking into your leg. Well, maybe you do, but that's probably not a subject for a family forum.
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 16,559

    Maybe "Me, my Opinel and my sandwich" might be a photo theme for me this summer.

    And yes, they are absolutely ubiquitous there... supermarket checkouts, on market stalls, etc. And yes, the blade is fantastic, though I did make the mistake, buying my first one, of choosing (carelessly) the non-stainless version... although it gets a superb edge, it rusts if it just sees a drop of water within 50m.

    Also, annoyingly, one of mine only has the locking mechanism for when the blade is open: as there's no spring, it's possible for the closed blade's tip to edge out and catch in things, and you really don't want a razor-sharp pointy blade sticking into your leg. Well, maybe you do, but that's probably not a subject for a family forum.

    do they have a tool on them for getting delusional megalomaniacal liars out of office?
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    sungod said:

    Maybe "Me, my Opinel and my sandwich" might be a photo theme for me this summer.

    And yes, they are absolutely ubiquitous there... supermarket checkouts, on market stalls, etc. And yes, the blade is fantastic, though I did make the mistake, buying my first one, of choosing (carelessly) the non-stainless version... although it gets a superb edge, it rusts if it just sees a drop of water within 50m.

    Also, annoyingly, one of mine only has the locking mechanism for when the blade is open: as there's no spring, it's possible for the closed blade's tip to edge out and catch in things, and you really don't want a razor-sharp pointy blade sticking into your leg. Well, maybe you do, but that's probably not a subject for a family forum.

    do they have a tool on them for getting delusional megalomaniacal liars out of office?
    yes - its the long pointy bit.
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644


    Opinel avec saucisson at work
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • briantrumpet
    briantrumpet Posts: 17,939
    MattFalle said:



    Opinel avec saucisson at work


    Nice pork sword.
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 25,806
    edited July 2022

    MattFalle said:



    Opinel avec saucisson at work


    Nice pork sword.
    Ooo err......
    (In a Carry On voice)
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644

    MattFalle said:



    Opinel avec saucisson at work


    Nice pork sword.
    😂😂😂😂

    grazie. i do like s bit of meat in my mouth occasionally.
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.