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  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Garry H wrote:
    Oh, and I found the grappa. It's Sicilian.


    Top stuff - crack on fella! We shall reconvene after I've been to the Little Chef buffet.

    As an aside, I've just had my arse kicked by TDV........
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Best grappa is from Abruzzo.

    FTFY
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Need to wait til the missis comes home and the kids are in bed.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Nah - just start now. Put it in a normal kiddies' glass up to the brim and as it's clear she'll think it's water. Just don't let her sniff it. Just cough in it and she won't go near it.

    All will go well until about 6:28 when you suddenly vomit over everyone and pass out because you've drunk a litre of grappa out of a Thomas the Tank Engine glass.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Just put my whistle on. I feel like a turkey on the way to the abattoir. How you guys do this every day I do not know.

    Don't even feel all posh and dressed up, just feel like a belle nd.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,691
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    Nah - just start now. Put it in a normal kiddies' glass up to the brim and as it's clear she'll think it's water. Just don't let her sniff it. Just cough in it and she won't go near it.

    All will go well until about 6:28 when you suddenly vomit over everyone and pass out because you've drunk a litre of grappa out of a Thomas the Tank Engine glass.
    Uncanny - I've done that with Vodka before. Worked perfectly. Apart from the chucking up part.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    That's the beauty of me, I never chuck up. Last time was about twenty years ago, into a yucka plant pot in an Italian restaurant, ironically. Before then, it was when I was fourteen, drinking cider at my mate Linda's house, chuckled up into the fire place. Never touched cider since then.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,427
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Oh, and I found the grappa. It's Sicilian.
    As an aside, I've just had my ars* kicked by TDV........

    At what?! or Why?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,446
    TDV found out his jogging partner wasn't a bloke.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    Just put my whistle on. I feel like a turkey on the way to the abattoir. How you guys do this every day I do not know.

    Don't even feel all posh and dressed up, just feel like a belle nd.

    I don't, slacks and casual shirt for me. Suits are for weddings and funerals.
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    11415063-5594478047324710.jpg

    I like this
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,427
    That's smart. Where from?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,691
    Garry H wrote:
    That's the beauty of me, I never chuck up. Last time was about twenty years ago, into a yucka plant pot in an Italian restaurant, ironically. Before then, it was when I was fourteen, drinking cider at my mate Linda's house, chuckled up into the fire place. Never touched cider since then.
    Time to try Westons Vintage then...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • team47b
    team47b Posts: 6,425
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    team47b wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    No rain, just cloud today.

    How come the UKIPERS in Margate don't drink Buckie but talk fooking cr4p?
    "Them's that comin' over ere is taking all ower jobs innit?" Like, as an employer, i'd employ you over some Polish bloke that's actually here to work?! W@nkers.

    More toast and Marmalade needed methinks. Might actually do some work.
    Enjoy pain FD - it builds character. So they say.

    Gecko "This were all fields when I were a lad".

    Gecko:"I wonder what my FTP is and can I find a computer so I can pretend to race my mates up and down this window without actually doing any proper racing up and down windows?"

    Gecko-tastic.

    He's too slow, you can see where his newly grown tail joins, so he's slower than my cat, Marmite rules :D

    Marmite rocks. The Queen of felines, the destroyer of lizards.

    "Matthew" he said, "feck off"

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    my isetta is a 300cc bike
  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 16,577
    nice tabbycat
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Pinno wrote:
    That's smart. Where from?
    Pro Bike Kit, amongst other places. Giro special
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    That's the beauty of me, I never chuck up. Last time was about twenty years ago, into a yucka plant pot in an Italian restaurant, ironically. Before then, it was when I was fourteen, drinking cider at my mate Linda's house, chuckled up into the fire place. Never touched cider since then.
    Time to try Westons Vintage then...

    Chickened out again. Went for what I know.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Blonde girl in little black dress at the meal tonight.

    Oh my flippin' word.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Garry H wrote:
    11415063-5594478047324710.jpg

    I like this


    What's the damage? Too drunk to be bothered to look up the website.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    11415063-5594478047324710.jpg

    I like this


    What's the damage? Too drunk to be bothered to look up the website.

    80 Ricard tokens
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,427
    ... or you could pay in Bit coins.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Pinno wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Oh, and I found the grappa. It's Sicilian.
    As an aside, I've just had my ars* kicked by TDV........

    At what?! or Why?

    Said I had to <shock! Horror> go to work on Sunday.

    Her glasses came off, the serious face came on, my arse got kicked.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    seanoconn wrote:
    TDV found out his jogging partner wasn't a bloke.

    That one we keep very quiet......
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,691
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    TDV found out his jogging partner wasn't a bloke.

    That one we keep very quiet......
    Surely it depends what sort of jogging we're talking about?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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