thursday feasting on the heart of the vampire squid

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  • sungod
    sungod Posts: 16,571
    Pinno wrote:

    Say's the (ex?)-LSD supping 70's throwback.

    :)

    70s were definitely more fun, kids today are so boring

    the doctor, alas, is no longer with us, but his words still resonate "in a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile — and the rest of us are fu​cked until we can put our acts together"
    my bike - faster than god's and twice as shiny
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,392
    sungod wrote:
    Pinno wrote:

    Say's the (ex?)-LSD supping 70's throwback.

    :)

    70s were definitely more fun, kids today are so boring

    the doctor, alas, is no longer with us, but his words still resonate "in a nation ruled by swine, all pigs are upward mobile — and the rest of us are fu​cked until we can put our acts together"

    It's spice, E's and Skunk these days. What happened to the California sunrise?

    "Cats look down on us, dogs look up to us and pigs - they treat us as equal."
    Garry H wrote:
    Back to four days a week. Fackin beezer!

    Fat crying bloke finishes next week. He's seriously getting on my t1ts. Might Jap Slap the fecker before he leaves.

    Where's he going?

    Did you get extra for the extra overtime?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    team47b wrote:
    team47b wrote:
    Have just been hit with a massive attacks of the tireds and fell asleep in the sun for an hour. Now have that post afternoon in the sun grogginess so may have a coffee and a snooze in the sun to see if it goes away.

    Hasn't worked for me yet, do you think that you would advise, medically, opening up a really nice bottle of red? :D


    Personally I would open the red, let it breath for a while and use that time sensibly by drinking Ricard and watching girls.

    But, essentially, yes.

    Self diagnosis and treatment - I like.

    Self medicating as I type :D

    Nice. Have one for me.

    I'm living the rock 'n' roll hedonistic lifestyle of a man who lives life on the edge by having some herbal tea before intending to retire to bed y 9:40 at the latest to sleep the sleep of a thousand Dreams of Dooley.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Garry H wrote:
    Back to four days a week. Fackin beezer!

    Fat crying bloke finishes next week. He's seriously getting on my t1ts. Might Jap Slap the fecker before he leaves.

    Did he find another job?

    I'm currently in the process of giving up on a useless fat lad who doesn't realise he's got the cushiest number in the world and that I have at least 3 far better candidates to fulfill the role he's just basically lost.

    Just trying to get shot of him to someone else, working out a politically sound way to do it.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    edited April 2017
    Garry H wrote:
    Back to four days a week. Fackin beezer!

    Fat crying bloke finishes next week. He's seriously getting on my t1ts. Might Jap Slap the fecker before he leaves.

    Did he find another job?

    I'm currently in the process of giving up on a useless fat lad who doesn't realise he's got the cushiest number in the world and that I have at least 3 far better candidates to fulfill the role he's just basically lost.

    Just trying to get shot of him to someone else, working out a politically sound way to do it.

    Did he feck. He's applied for a job as a part time postie.

    Already found a replacement, a female one.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    edited April 2017
    Or I may just Marine A him - my fat lad that is, not yours.

    One of the two options.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Garry H wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Back to four days a week. Fackin beezer!

    Fat crying bloke finishes next week. He's seriously getting on my t1ts. Might Jap Slap the fecker before he leaves.

    Did he find another job?

    I'm currently in the process of giving up on a useless fat lad who doesn't realise he's got the cushiest number in the world and that I have at least 3 far better candidates to fulfill the role he's just basically lost.

    Just trying to get shot of him to someone else, working out a politically sound way to do it.

    Did he feck. He's applied for a job as a part time postie.

    How can you be a part time postie? That's only Chrimbles time isn't it?
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Garry H wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Back to four days a week. Fackin beezer!

    Fat crying bloke finishes next week. He's seriously getting on my t1ts. Might Jap Slap the fecker before he leaves.

    Did he find another job?

    I'm currently in the process of giving up on a useless fat lad who doesn't realise he's got the cushiest number in the world and that I have at least 3 far better candidates to fulfill the role he's just basically lost.

    Just trying to get shot of him to someone else, working out a politically sound way to do it.

    Did he feck. He's applied for a job as a part time postie.

    Already found a replacement, a female one.

    Any pics of her norks?

    And Greek burd - what happened to her norks pics?
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Greek burd's gone. No norkage
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,392
    Fat bloke probably couldn't go full time due to the fat surely?

    Right down. Front clockwise. Right down. Back ac x 2. Right up. Front ac Right down. Back ac x 2. R up x 2. Up ac.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Pinno wrote:
    Fat bloke probably couldn't go full time due to the fat surely?

    Right down. Front clockwise. Right down. Back ac x 2. Right up. Front ac Right down. Back ac x 2. R up x 2. Up ac.

    Probably couldn't take the stress that is the postie's lot.

    No idea what that second bit means.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,392
    2nd lot. Yellow corner algorithm for the Rubik's cube.
    Write it down and then i'll remember it/ Ha.

    Farq me. I thought Jim Jong il had kicked off. It was shorty falling out of (our) bed. It's a good job she's got plenty of padding.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,603
    Undertakers, solicitors and care homes today. Doesn't get much better than this. Thankfully there is still plenty of drink in the house.

    Headed down South again tomorrow for a normal weekend - back next week.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,343
    Garry H wrote:
    Greek burd's gone. No norkage
    When does the sexual harrassment case start?

    Tough times Stevo, I'm sure it's not easy. Hope you manage a decent weekend at least.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,392
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Garry H wrote:
    Greek burd's gone. No norkage
    When does the sexual harrassment case start?

    The Greek burd harrassed Gazza?! No one told me.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 21,877
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Undertakers, solicitors and care homes today. Doesn't get much better than this. Thankfully there is still plenty of drink in the house.

    Headed down South again tomorrow for a normal weekend - back next week.

    :(
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 21,877
    Prawn sandwiches

    The bread was with the starters
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Garry H wrote:
    Greek burd's gone. No norkage


    NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    Hang on - first fat lad, then Greek burd. Is everyone leaving you?

    Do you need me and Piano to come to your place and give some management guidance lessons?
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    We were just ships passing in the night.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Garry H wrote:
    We were just ships passing in the night.

    Yeah, yeah, enough of you and fat lad how about norkage?
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.