A False Prophet?

Cleat Eastwood
Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
edited June 2013 in The bottom bracket
Tis the weekend of the super moon and we mortals await the arrival of the ONE - while ballysmate is taking his time we have the 1000th post of FocusZing to look forward to - he is currently on 993 - is he the one, or is he the baptist to ballysmates christ.

Never mind water into wine, will he change my 105 into di2?

Will he recommend fish and bread in pinarellos what dya fancy thread?

Will he resurrect the long lost 'Decals' thread?

Who will be his disciples?

Will he wear a white skirt and grow a beard - or is that only Fatima Whitbread?

Watch the skies - he is coming.
The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.

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  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    We were led by a star.

    Led by a bottle, more like.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    Have the signs shown a forumite on 665, ready to plunge the world into darkness. Who is one post away from being revealed as The Beast?
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,467
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    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,921
    I'm not letting that foot fetishist Cleat near my toes!
    Let him wash his own feet, they smell a bit cheesy. In fact I've heard it said that they are gopping.
  • Cleat Eastwood
    Cleat Eastwood Posts: 7,508
    Is Jesus eating....yeah...I think he is....He's eating Haribos.....he's been to Wiggle :mrgreen:
    The dissenter is every human being at those moments of his life when he resigns
    momentarily from the herd and thinks for himself.
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    Cleat Eastwood wrote:
    Is Jesus eating....yeah...I think he is....He's eating Haribos.....he's been to Wiggle :mrgreen:

    Maybe Wiggle betrayed him to the Romans? And all these years we've been blaming Judas, but now we finally know who's to blame...
  • MountainMonster
    MountainMonster Posts: 7,423
    All hail his holyness, the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
    My London Road
  • raymondo60
    raymondo60 Posts: 735
    Was on Gran Canaria in Feb and there was a sand-statue of the last supper on the beach. The figure in the middle was.....Homer Simpson!! My life hasn't been the same since - he's not a messiah, doh!
    Raymondo

    "Let's just all be really careful out there folks!"

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