Bike Obsessives
daviesee
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A quote from Chris Boardman on the BBC website -
"First, the frames. "I've been working with carbon fibre for 15 years and I think it's really cool, sexy stuff to look at. It personifies high-tech," says Boardman, admiring Victoria Pendleton's sprint bike."
He must be bike obsessive. Bike? What bike? Would be my question. :twisted:
"First, the frames. "I've been working with carbon fibre for 15 years and I think it's really cool, sexy stuff to look at. It personifies high-tech," says Boardman, admiring Victoria Pendleton's sprint bike."
He must be bike obsessive. Bike? What bike? Would be my question. :twisted:
None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.
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haha - he is proper bike geek - I bet he even knows what PSI to inflate my latex pendleton executive release doll with a hand pump.
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Cleat Eastwood wrote:haha - he is proper bike geek - I bet he even knows what PSI to inflate my latex pendleton executive release doll with a hand pump.
I bet you use your "hand pump" regularly Cleat. Tail end Charlie
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Frank the tank wrote:Cleat Eastwood wrote:haha - he is proper bike geek - I bet he even knows what PSI to inflate my latex pendleton executive release doll with a hand pump.
I bet you use your "hand pump" regularly Cleat.
I bet the muscles on his right forearm are bigger than Chris Hoy's legs!! Cleat would get to 120psi in no time given all the practice i'm sure he must get! 0 -
Cleat Eastwood wrote:haha - he is proper bike geek - I bet he even knows what PSI to inflate my latex pendleton executive release doll with a hand pump.
I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE THE DELICIOUS VICTORIA ALONE - EFFIGIES ARE CONTAINED WITHIN THAT WARNING.
Right, me and her are on our way round to be really angry at you. I'll rant then she will burst into tears for no explainable reason, blame it all on her tool of a dad who tried to live his life vacariously through her success then she'll force me to do things to her on the bonnet of the 159. Again.
I just hope that you feel guilty now. Bastard. Or should I say slut
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Yossie wrote:Cleat Eastwood wrote:haha - he is proper bike geek - I bet he even knows what PSI to inflate my latex pendleton executive release doll with a hand pump.
I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE THE DELICIOUS VICTORIA ALONE - EFFIGIES ARE CONTAINED WITHIN THAT WARNING.
Right, me and her are on our way round to be really angry at you. I'll rant then she will burst into tears for no explainable reason, blame it all on her tool of a dad who tried to live his life vacariously through her success then she'll force me to do things to her on the bonnet of the 159. Again.
I just hope that you feel guilty now. Bastard. Or should I say slut
Beautiful. You and Lady V have something special Yossie, I am in envy.I don't mean to brag, I don't mean to boast, but I'm intercontinental when I eat French toast...0 -
Chris informs me that there is something sexy in this photo.
I can see that but whats that to do with bikes?
None of the above should be taken seriously, and certainly not personally.0 -
Yossie
Have a quiet word with her about yesterday will you. Apparently Vicky and Ms Varnish were sloppy in the box, with Varnish pulling out before Vicky was in the right position.0 -
Best keep quiet and hope no one noticed.Bit touchy today.Whats the solution? Just pedal faster you baby.
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daviesee wrote:Chris informs me that there is something sexy in this photo.
I can see that but whats that to do with bikes?
"With her hand almost gripping the stem..." :shock:
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daviesee wrote:A quote from Chris Boardman on the BBC website -
"First, the frames. "I've been working with carbon fibre for 15 years and I think it's really cool, sexy stuff to look at. It personifies high-tech," says Boardman, admiring Victoria Pendleton's sprint bike."
He must be bike obsessive. Bike? What bike? Would be my question. :twisted:
Was Ms Pendleton sat on it at the time? If not the man's a pervert.0 -
No - she was preparing to CRUSH EVERYONE ELSE INTO THE GROUND LIKE THE LOSERS THEY ARE.0
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As the final climax shuddered through her very being, her thighs clenched tightly as she pushed with all her soul, teeth clenched as the last shots of pain shot through her aching body. And in a moment it was over, done, finished, maybe too soon, but the blood coursing through her throbbing veins swelled her.... Cont'd p 94 etc etc.Peddle Up! wrote:daviesee wrote:Chris informs me that there is something sexy in this photo.
I can see that but whats that to do with bikes?
"With her hand almost gripping the stem..." :shock:
{Extract from Fifty Types of Bar Tape}0 -
There was another great Boardman quote today during the MTB race, he said that some don't have paint on their frames to save weight. The other commentator said, I bet you even know how much weight that actually saves. 8g says Boardman! Sad. Summer - Canyon Ultimate CF SLX 9.0 Team
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Hah... 8g is for a road bike. MTB's have bigger tubes and more surface area, therefore 10g is the savinghttp://veloviewer.com/SigImage.php?a=3370a&r=3&c=5&u=M&g=p&f=abcdefghij&z=a.png
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I thought he said 60g. Which made me feel sadly cool as I'd guessed 50 grams Faster than a tent.......0
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To be fair to Boardman it his actually his JOB to be obsessive about bikes.
The rest of us...
... it's not pretty.0
