Bike Obsessives

daviesee

A quote from Chris Boardman on the BBC website -

"First, the frames. "I've been working with carbon fibre for 15 years and I think it's really cool, sexy stuff to look at. It personifies high-tech," says Boardman, admiring Victoria Pendleton's sprint bike."

He must be bike obsessive. Bike? What bike? Would be my question. :twisted:

Cleat Eastwood

haha - he is proper bike geek - I bet he even knows what PSI to inflate my latex pendleton executive release doll with a hand pump.

Frank the tank

Cleat Eastwood wrote:

haha - he is proper bike geek - I bet he even knows what PSI to inflate my latex pendleton executive release doll with a hand pump.

I bet you use your "hand pump" regularly Cleat.

Wirral_paul

Frank the tank wrote:

Cleat Eastwood wrote:

haha - he is proper bike geek - I bet he even knows what PSI to inflate my latex pendleton executive release doll with a hand pump.

I bet you use your "hand pump" regularly Cleat.

I bet the muscles on his right forearm are bigger than Chris Hoy's legs!! Cleat would get to 120psi in no time given all the practice i'm sure he must get!

Yossie

Cleat Eastwood wrote:

haha - he is proper bike geek - I bet he even knows what PSI to inflate my latex pendleton executive release doll with a hand pump.

I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE THE DELICIOUS VICTORIA ALONE - EFFIGIES ARE CONTAINED WITHIN THAT WARNING.

Right, me and her are on our way round to be really angry at you. I'll rant then she will burst into tears for no explainable reason, blame it all on her tool of a dad who tried to live his life vacariously through her success then she'll force me to do things to her on the bonnet of the 159. Again.

I just hope that you feel guilty now. Bastard. Or should I say slut

dmclite-3.0

Yossie wrote:

Cleat Eastwood wrote:

haha - he is proper bike geek - I bet he even knows what PSI to inflate my latex pendleton executive release doll with a hand pump.

I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE THE DELICIOUS VICTORIA ALONE - EFFIGIES ARE CONTAINED WITHIN THAT WARNING.

Right, me and her are on our way round to be really angry at you. I'll rant then she will burst into tears for no explainable reason, blame it all on her tool of a dad who tried to live his life vacariously through her success then she'll force me to do things to her on the bonnet of the 159. Again.

I just hope that you feel guilty now. Bastard. Or should I say slut

Beautiful. You and Lady V have something special Yossie, I am in envy.

daviesee

Chris informs me that there is something sexy in this photo.
I can see that but whats that to do with bikes?

GiantMike

Yossie

Have a quiet word with her about yesterday will you. Apparently Vicky and Ms Varnish were sloppy in the box, with Varnish pulling out before Vicky was in the right position.

daviesee

GiantMike wrote:

Yossie

Have a quiet word with her about yesterday will you. Apparently Vicky and Ms Varnish were sloppy in the box, with Varnish pulling out before Vicky was in the right position.

:P

nevman

Best keep quiet and hope no one noticed.Bit touchy today.

Peddle Up!

daviesee wrote:

Chris informs me that there is something sexy in this photo.
I can see that but whats that to do with bikes?

"With her hand almost gripping the stem..." :shock:

{Extract from Fifty Types of Bar Tape}

CHRISNOIR

daviesee wrote:

A quote from Chris Boardman on the BBC website -

"First, the frames. "I've been working with carbon fibre for 15 years and I think it's really cool, sexy stuff to look at. It personifies high-tech," says Boardman, admiring Victoria Pendleton's sprint bike."

He must be bike obsessive. Bike? What bike? Would be my question. :twisted:

Was Ms Pendleton sat on it at the time? If not the man's a pervert.

Yossie

No - she was preparing to CRUSH EVERYONE ELSE INTO THE GROUND LIKE THE LOSERS THEY ARE.

CiB

Peddle Up! wrote:

daviesee wrote:

Chris informs me that there is something sexy in this photo.
I can see that but whats that to do with bikes?

"With her hand almost gripping the stem..." :shock:

{Extract from Fifty Types of Bar Tape}

As the final climax shuddered through her very being, her thighs clenched tightly as she pushed with all her soul, teeth clenched as the last shots of pain shot through her aching body. And in a moment it was over, done, finished, maybe too soon, but the blood coursing through her throbbing veins swelled her.... Cont'd p 94 etc etc.

Gizmodo

There was another great Boardman quote today during the MTB race, he said that some don't have paint on their frames to save weight. The other commentator said, I bet you even know how much weight that actually saves. 8g says Boardman! Sad.

ilm_zero7

Hah... 8g is for a road bike. MTB's have bigger tubes and more surface area, therefore 10g is the saving

rolf_f

I thought he said 60g. Which made me feel sadly cool as I'd guessed 50 grams

jedster

To be fair to Boardman it his actually his JOB to be obsessive about bikes.

The rest of us...

... it's not pretty.