Wiggle victim

It's important to make these kinds of thread as lively as possible. To make sure my response is inflammatory I follow the Keyboard Warrior Guide:

1. Only read half the first sentence of the post you're responding to
2. Quote the post out of context by cutting out some important bits
3. Accuse the poster of having some dodgy motive to his/her post or being a criminal
4. Add fuel to the fire every time they respond

i.e.

Blacktemplar wrote:

I don't blame Wiggle for anything in particular, but it does seem to have become something of a 'Jasper-Carrot-running-cucumber joke' amongst some BR posters. I have to confess I have done it in a minor way myself on a couple of occasions - mea culpa.

As a couple of contributors to this (and other threads) have observed, there is a tendency amongst some cyber-warriors to belittle, satirise and frankly rip the p1ss out of anyone who comes on here because I'm so much better than they are, the dumb fecks!

Well that's because you're an arrogant and know nothing about bikes. I don't think you even own one or could ride one. I've seen you loitering on LFGSS's women's forum looking for distraut females to groom. You're not fooling anybody.