Friday post: Who would you like on your condom?
walkingbootweather
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Product placement has its er place, but I'm not sure I could bring myself to use JLS condoms ..... on so many levels.
Who might be able to get away with endorsing a product like this?
Who might be able to get away with endorsing a product like this?
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Erm - NO!
As its the guys that usually buy them wouldn't they respond to female endoresement - Cheryl Cole condoms for example, but then maybe its aimed at those who choose an alternative lifestyle to mine!
An aside - Is the title a double entendre on purpose?
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Don't think that's a double entendre - its a single entendre and proud of it
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Whats a condom?
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Funny story,
I can't remember the reason but I assume we were between contraception... Anyway, standing in Superdrugs Ms DDD and I decided to have an argument. You see I wanted Featherlite or Avanti (specifically the multipack). Ms DDD wanted the 'Oritsé' as a three pack (she didn't see the point of a multipack :x ) were about a pound (£) cheaper.
So there we were standing by the condoms arguing with me making the point that "I'm not going to be doing her with JLS on the end of my knob". A moment of clarity and a look around made us realise people were actually listening and laughing. We swiftly left...
I never got laid during that 'between' period...
Also, what is it with girls and buying condoms, collectively them all seem to buy Durex 'Extra safe' - the thickest and worst condom ever made (equalled only by 'Performa'). In fact I wouldn't be surprised if no man ever bought those and they were only purchased by women.Food Chain number = 4
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I think the Cheryl Cole condoms could present a problem at the point of entry so to speak.
Her "oh so you'd rather put it in Cheryl than me then"
Him " er yes... I mean no... I mean ...."
Her {exits stage left pursued by bare Him}
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pfft you posh bloody southerners with all your Durex an other brand names, i just cut the finger off a marigold glove an its reusable...just turn it inside outKeeping it classy since '830
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I managed to get through 365 heavily ribbed condoms in one 12 month period without a single blow out.
That was a Good Year.
Sorry, tyred old joke.... but it will only be a while before someone comes along and suggests Marathon Plus branded condoms.Nobody told me we had a communication problem0 -
Getting to a stage where you no longer require one? Ah old age, viagra helps...gtvlusso wrote:Whats a condom?
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"Rinsed" lol!!!Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
+1 for Cherly Cole. But what about Victoria Pendleton ones?'11 Cannondale Synapse 105CD - FCN 4
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fenboy369 wrote:+1 for Cherly Cole. But what about Victoria Pendleton ones?
Absolutely not. You might have a happy ending just trying to open the box.Nobody told me we had a communication problem0 -
walkingbootweather wrote:I managed to get through 365 heavily ribbed condoms in one 12 month period without a single blow out.
That was a Good Year.
Sorry, tyred old joke.... but it will only be a while before someone comes along and suggests Marathon Plus branded condoms.
Attack/Force condoms "For that sprint to the finish line!"Food Chain number = 4
A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game0 -
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clarkey cat wrote:I'd like to see Piers Morgan.
If there was ever a case for contraception - its him.
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rjsterry wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:sprint to the finish
I've heard tell that's not a winning approach.
Have you never seen a track sprint race?
You set off at the same time, jockey for position, sometimes taking it slow, sometimes speeding up a bit, but when there is one lap to go, you both sprint for the finish line and at the end you punch the air in celebration, out of breath and a bit sweaty.
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EKE_38BPM wrote:rjsterry wrote:DonDaddyD wrote:sprint to the finish
I've heard tell that's not a winning approach.
Have you never seen a track sprint race?
You set off at the same time, jockey for position, sometimes taking it slow, sometimes speeding up a bit, but when there is one lap to go, you both sprint for the finish line and at the end you punch the air in celebration, out of breath and a bit sweaty.
Sounds a bit like Swiss Toni making love to a beautiful woman.
I suspect DDD is thinking of the Keirin - starting positions are determined in advance and something mechanical is required to get things going.Nobody told me we had a communication problem0 -
DonDaddyD wrote:
Also, what is it with girls and buying condoms, collectively them all seem to buy Durex 'Extra safe' - the thickest and worst condom ever made (equalled only by 'Performa'). In fact I wouldn't be surprised if no man ever bought those and they were only purchased by women.
This is an opportunity that had not occurred to me before; the answer is obviously to put the light and feel-transmitting condom of your choice into an empty 'Extra Safe' box. Oh, the wasted years.....0 -
camerons face on a condom whilst partaking in a light anal session would be apt.Viner Salviati
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