Embarrassment is.....

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  • TuckerUK
    TuckerUK Posts: 369
    I'm not actually 100% sure this is true (mate of a mate, but may well be urban myth)...

    Anyway...mate of a mates live in girl gets a new job, and at end of first week she invites her female workmates back after a night out in town. Lets herself in, dives left into kitchen to put kettle on, telling her workmates to go straight on through to the living room. The girls walk into a dimly lit lounge unseen by boyfriend 'busiliy' watching porno with the headphones on!

    Apparently the girlfriend was so embarrassed she resigned on the Monday by phone and never went in again.

    Imagine your were the poor fellow, how to recover from that...how about "Take a seat, be with you in a minute, here comes the good bit".
    "Coming through..."
  • TLDNMCL
    TLDNMCL Posts: 2,779
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  • CHRISNOIR
    CHRISNOIR Posts: 1,400
    True one, this. Back when I was in high school my mate was given a smut vid by his older brother. In his house they had the video linked to various portable TVs upstairs – you could stick a video on downstairs and watch it in the bedrooms. My mate duly put on the grot-film and retired upstairs. He, ahem, finished and went downstairs to find the aforementioned feature film playing away on the main TV and his mum, who had returned from work and switched on the TV, staring at him. She ejected the video, handed it to him silently and the matter was never spoken of again.
  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    Being on teh recieving end of the looks of confusion, then horror, then pity on the pretty checkout girls face, when I bought two tubes of Prepatation-H, two rolls of micro-pore tape and a roll of cling film from Tesco.

    It was for my Tattoo !!!!!
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  • alan_a
    alan_a Posts: 1,550
    Pokerface wrote:
    Pross wrote:

    It's been a while since you had an excuse to drag that one out! :wink:



    Hee hee. Was just cleaning out my photobucket account this morning and came across it.

    Admitting that you cracked one off this morning over a guy who's sh@t himself.
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    Tom BB Posts: 1,001
    StanwaySteve62 wrote:
    being SpeedKing and looking at your previous threads

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  • berliner
    berliner Posts: 340
    I've been trying to buy a penis reducer... no luck so far.
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,571
    berliner wrote:
    I've been trying to buy a penis reducer... no luck so far.

    Here you go.

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  • berliner
    berliner Posts: 340
    Ha . 2 big choppers
  • nolf
    nolf Posts: 1,287
    In halls dropping in on a female friend, she had her door slightly ajar so I walked in, only to find her, and 2 female "friends" butt naked and in a very compromising position.

    Embarrassing for me, but slightly more so for her..
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Walking down a corridor at the Greenwich campus for V02 testing but having a bit of wind, I had to let one go on the way down to the test room. The corridor had classroom doors left and right, some open, some not and the wind I had wasn't smelly, but pretty loud, so as it was about to let rip, I stood still, angled forward slightly, pulled bum cheeks apart to provide a silent escape. Unfortunately, I stopped at an open door to a class full of pretty girls and I was not silent.

    So there I was, full lycra, bent over, spreading my arse cheeks to a room full of pretty girls and farting at them. I can still hear the howls of laughter now......... :oops:
  • MattC59
    MattC59 Posts: 5,408
    nolf wrote:
    In halls dropping in on a female friend, she had her door slightly ajar so I walked in, only to find her, and 2 female "friends" butt naked and in a very compromising position.

    Embarrassing for me, but slightly more so for her..
    Embarrassing for you ?!?!?! :shock: :?:
    I'd have seen it as an opportunity !!!!! 8)
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  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 72,847
    CHRISNOIR wrote:
    True one, this. Back when I was in high school my mate was given a smut vid by his older brother. In his house they had the video linked to various portable TVs upstairs – you could stick a video on downstairs and watch it in the bedrooms. My mate duly put on the grot-film and retired upstairs. He, ahem, finished and went downstairs to find the aforementioned feature film playing away on the main TV and his mum, who had returned from work and switched on the TV, staring at him. She ejected the video, handed it to him silently and the matter was never spoken of again.

    That sounds rather like a story a friend drunkenly recounted - he was laying on his bed, earphones on, eyes closed, enjoying a gentle 5 finger shuffle - only to wake up and find some milk and some biscuits had been left for him by the side of his bed.

    Apparantly, around 4ish, it's what his mum did every day.
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  • CHRISNOIR
    CHRISNOIR Posts: 1,400
    MattC59 wrote:
    nolf wrote:
    In halls dropping in on a female friend, she had her door slightly ajar so I walked in, only to find her, and 2 female "friends" butt naked and in a very compromising position.

    Embarrassing for me, but slightly more so for her..
    Embarrassing for you ?!?!?! :shock: :?:
    I'd have seen it as an opportunity !!!!! 8)
    Yeah, this isn't embarrassing; it's the start of a letter to Razzle.
    :wink:
  • marusches
    marusches Posts: 129
    15peter20 wrote:
    ...failing to spell Embarrassment correctly.

    My,you must obviously lead a very christian lifestyle lol
  • Fastlad
    Fastlad Posts: 908
    I ran home from school when i was 15, desperate to relieve my raging hormones. Convinced i had the house to myself, i jumped onto my bed and whipped the tweeds down and began some serious chugging when my younger sister burst into my room. Busted :oops:
  • Squillinossett
    Squillinossett Posts: 1,678
    Getting out your front door with your bike, one foot clipped in. Locking the door then falling over slo-mo in front of maybe 12/13 builders.












    Who then all shouted "she fell over" :x
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,448
    edited February 2011
    :lol:
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  • Squillinossett
    Squillinossett Posts: 1,678
    seanoconn wrote:
    As a young teenager deviant, who could only yet dream of girls and what a B.J felt like, i was in my bedroom doing something interesting with a hoover when my dad came home early from work. Once he got over the shock, he thought it was funny but i still have the mental scars!

    Happily i married a real woman and haven't so much as winked at a hoover since.

    As long as it wasnt this cheeky chappie, ill forgive you...

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    If it was, hang your head in shame.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,448
    edited February 2011
    :lol:
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  • Squillinossett
    Squillinossett Posts: 1,678
    It was the "come to bed eyes" that did it for me

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  • NWLondoner
    NWLondoner Posts: 2,047
    Using rollers for the first time http://youtu.be/xCK9KMHzRoU
  • Stewie Griffin
    Stewie Griffin Posts: 4,330
    Being taught how to drive in a faded red (therefore pink) Austin Allegro.
  • ColinJ
    ColinJ Posts: 2,218
    NWLondoner wrote:
    Using rollers for the first time http://youtu.be/xCK9KMHzRoU
    Not too bad - I was waiting for you to fall off!
  • badly_dubbed
    badly_dubbed Posts: 1,350
    NWLondoner wrote:
    Using rollers for the first time http://youtu.be/xCK9KMHzRoU

    meh, i though we was gonna witness a fail there!
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  • Nuggs
    Nuggs Posts: 1,804
    badly_dubbed wrote:
    NWLondoner wrote:
    Using rollers for the first time http://youtu.be/xCK9KMHzRoU

    meh, i though we was gonna witness a fail there!
    Agreed. Disappointment all round. Could you please film yourself being injured in hilarious fashion to make up for the 2 minutes of my life I just wasted? :wink:
  • shouldbeinbed
    shouldbeinbed Posts: 2,660
    Rick Chasey wrote:

    That sounds rather like a story a friend drunkenly recounted - he was laying on his bed, earphones on, eyes closed, enjoying a gentle 5 finger shuffle - only to wake up and find some milk and some biscuits had been left for him by the side of his bed.

    Apparantly, around 4ish, it's what his mum did every day.

    urban myth alert, thats been doing the rounds since I was a kid.

    Embarassing thing was me & bro clearing out a deceased family members loft and finding a rather niche porn collection which we had to get past various kids and relatives unseen.

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