Cycling dating website

DonDaddyD
DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
edited August 2009 in Commuting chat
A dating website shaped around people who cycle/cycle to work meeting like-minded people? You don't have to be looking for love, you could be just wanting to meet new people and make new friends or a bit of fun :twisted:

Would it work? Seriously, I've seen worse...
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A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game

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  • CiB
    CiB Posts: 6,098
    You haven't got an option for 'Sorry no. I don't define my life by my mode of transport'.
  • rolf_f
    rolf_f Posts: 16,015
    You've got to be waayyyy faster than that with your internet ideas :D

    http://www.cyclingsingles.com/
    http://www.carefreecyclingtours.co.uk/cycledating.asp

    etc etc
    Faster than a tent.......
  • Aidy
    Aidy Posts: 2,015
    There's no "Yes, I think it would work, but I'm perfectly happy as I am" or "No, it won't work, but I'd like it to" options.
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Rolf F wrote:
    You've got to be waayyyy faster than that with your internet ideas :D

    http://www.cyclingsingles.com/
    http://www.carefreecyclingtours.co.uk/cycledating.asp

    etc etc

    Oh my God are you serious!!! :shock:

    In fact how did you know about them? :P
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • rolf_f
    rolf_f Posts: 16,015
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    Oh my God are you serious!!! :shock:

    In fact how did you know about them? :P

    What else was I supposed to do - you've already claimed nearly all the forum women for yourself :lol:
    Faster than a tent.......
  • Jamey
    Jamey Posts: 2,152
    What about a normal dating site with a tickbox for "cyclist?"
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  • Wallace1492
    Wallace1492 Posts: 3,707
    All the lovely cycling women on this forum are in London..... or Bristol...... boo hooo :cry:
    "Encyclopaedia is a fetish for very small bicycles"
  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Jamey wrote:
    What about a normal dating site with a tickbox for "cyclist?"

    Nah it's not the same. I'm talking about women who "gets a jones on" for Bianchi's in the same way I do...

    "Throw some innertubes and tyres on a bed and give a whole new meaning to rubber fetish...."
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • Jamey
    Jamey Posts: 2,152
    Bottom bracket servicing, madam? Shall I inspect the rim?
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  • Clever Pun
    Clever Pun Posts: 6,778
    ChrisInBicester wrote:
    You haven't got an option for 'Sorry no. I don't define my life by my mode of transport'.

    this

    people who cycle are too varied a cross section of the public in realistic terms
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    Jamey wrote:
    Bottom bracket servicing, madam? Shall I inspect the rim?

    There you go, it takes a special kind of man/woman to understand what you really mean.
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • CanalRider
    CanalRider Posts: 194
    Do cycling dating site have their own set of abbreviations:

    mhob - must have own bike
    gsob - good sense of balance
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  • prawny
    prawny Posts: 5,439
    CanalRider wrote:
    Do cycling dating site have their own set of abbreviations:

    mhob - must have own bike
    gsob - good sense of balance

    For a split second I thought your username was Carnalrider and you'd been waiting for this very thread to announce yourself :shock:
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  • Aidy
    Aidy Posts: 2,015
    prawny wrote:
    For a split second I thought your username was Carnalrider and you'd been waiting for this very thread to announce yourself :shock:

    Well, it's slightly better inserting a letter than removing one...
  • prawny
    prawny Posts: 5,439
    Aidy wrote:
    prawny wrote:
    For a split second I thought your username was Carnalrider and you'd been waiting for this very thread to announce yourself :shock:

    Well, it's slightly better inserting a letter than removing one...

    ^
    :lol::lol:

    Either way - where do I sign?
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  • cjcp
    cjcp Posts: 13,345
    Jamey wrote:
    What about a normal dating site with a tickbox for "cyclist?"

    But this wouldn't separate the deviants (fixers/SSers) from the perverts (CXers) from the cavemen (MTBers) from the uber-cool cyclists (roadies) :P . You'd need sub-categories.
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    "It stays down, Daddy."
    "Exactly."
  • secretsam
    secretsam Posts: 5,099
    :lol:

    And if couples hook up, they could ditch their bikes and ceremonially tie the cycling knot by buying a tandem.

    What chat up lines do people use to other cyclists? "Hello, darling, want to see my oversize tubing?"
    It's just a hill. Get over it.
  • Jamey
    Jamey Posts: 2,152
    SecretSam wrote:
    What chat up lines do people use to other cyclists?

    "You're not Victoria Pendleton. Next."
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  • DonDaddyD
    DonDaddyD Posts: 12,689
    "You sure do work your bottom bracket, do you find it needs regular oiling?"

    "The pressure in my tube seems to be low, do you mind helping me out?"

    "Do you know where your tolberone slot is?" - Got that one from Greg T

    "Let's swap bikes" - Then sniff her saddle. Sure fire way to show your intent, Man style.
    Food Chain number = 4

    A true scalp is not only overtaking someone but leaving them stopped at a set of lights. As you, who have clearly beaten the lights, pummels nothing but the open air ahead. ~ 'DondaddyD'. Player of the Unspoken Game
  • stuaff
    stuaff Posts: 1,736
    At it again, DDD (or rather, not ;).........)?
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  • fnegroni
    fnegroni Posts: 794
    What has the world come to:
    http://www.copenhagencyclechic.com/2009 ... bride.html
    http://wokinghamcyclist.blogspot.com
  • Corporate Camper
    Corporate Camper Posts: 293
    DonDaddyD wrote:
    "Let's swap bikes" - Then sniff her saddle. Sure fire way to show your intent, Man style.

    I just lol'd
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  • The Chingford Skinhead
    The Chingford Skinhead Posts: 718
    CanalRider wrote:
    Do cycling dating site have their own set of abbreviations:

    mhob - must have own bike
    gsob - good sense of balance

    :lol: Top post!
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