Worst Album Covers ever

pneumatic
pneumatic Posts: 1,989
edited June 2008 in The bottom bracket
Can you outshine these horrors?:

http://communistdanceparty.blogspot.com ... -time.html

I doubt it! :shock: :shock:


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  • scwxx77
    scwxx77 Posts: 1,469
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    Winner: PTP Vuelta 2007 :wink:
  • ricadus
    ricadus Posts: 2,379
    "Ken, by request only" is scary, yet oddly compelling..... but that's our little secret...



    More:

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    "A-Z" contains the most fantastic cover version of ‘Walk On By’ ever: an up-tempo salsa arrangement with xylophone lead, no less!

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  • nwallace
    nwallace Posts: 1,465
    CountryChurch.jpg

    Last time I saw that I thought it was Ford Keirnan and Greg Hemphill at the back

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    Struggling to see the problem with these 2, am I failing to look at the wider picture?
    Do Nellyphants count?

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  • vermooten
    vermooten Posts: 2,697
    These make me feel sick:

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    You just have to ride like you never have to breathe again.

    Manchester Wheelers
  • FCE2007
    FCE2007 Posts: 925
    LiebeMutter.jpg

    ROFL.

    Thank you.
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  • ricadus
    ricadus Posts: 2,379
    Scariest mutha in the universe.
  • vermooten
    vermooten Posts: 2,697
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    Where's his other hand?
    You just have to ride like you never have to breathe again.

    Manchester Wheelers
  • pottssteve
    pottssteve Posts: 4,069
    vermooten - "Where's his other hand?"

    Inside the grey one, judging by the look on its face... :wink:
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  • 1892
    1892 Posts: 1,690
    FCE2007 wrote:
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    ROFL.

    Thank you.

    We have a winner :lol:
    Justice for the 96
  • ricadus
    ricadus Posts: 2,379
    "With his booming voice, bright blonde hair, and ever present sunglasses (due to Graves-Basedow disease), Heino is considered a national treasure in his native Germany, and an icon of kitsch in the English-speaking world - no doubt due to his resemblance to Andy Warhol and the Latin American themes of many of his songs lending themselves to jokes about German emigration to South America after World War II."

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kM-v5ShRyUo
  • FCE2007
    FCE2007 Posts: 925
    ricadus wrote:
    "... his resemblance to Andy Warhol ..."

    I was thinking more Joe 90 but ..... *shrugs shouders*
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  • DavidBelcher
    DavidBelcher Posts: 2,684
    FCE2007 wrote:
    ricadus wrote:
    "... his resemblance to Andy Warhol ..."

    I was thinking more Joe 90 but ..... *shrugs shouders*

    Definitely more than a hint of Joe 90 about him. Fans of The Prisoner may or may not agree that there's also a slight passing resemblance to No.2 as played by Derren Nesbitt in the "It's Your Funeral" episode....

    David
    "It is not enough merely to win; others must lose." - Gore Vidal
  • There is always room for Butch Yelton and Upbound...

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  • And Jonah Jones for that matter....

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    That works on so many levels. Genius...or toss....
  • And as for awkward images....

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  • vermooten
    vermooten Posts: 2,697
    John Bult: "I'm going to split you like a piece of lumber."
    You just have to ride like you never have to breathe again.

    Manchester Wheelers
  • vermooten
    vermooten Posts: 2,697
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    Actually I don't think either is a BAD cover, but I like their relative shock value. Both from The Wire BTW (the ace mag not the ace TV programme).
    You just have to ride like you never have to breathe again.

    Manchester Wheelers
  • ricadus
    ricadus Posts: 2,379
    Heino8.jpg

    Not quite so bad -- only two poodles in this one.