I wear a helmet because my wife wants me to

Dude: FFS!

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If I had a baby elephant, I'd teach it to skate.

I'm with jel on this one. Small price to pay for marital bliss. No one else is going to get it in the neck from his missus (or mine).

Baby elephants are so last year, darling.

My wife wanted me to wear one for normal riding, commuting etc., I do wear one for racing, TT etc. already, I simply asked her to provide me with evidence that they would provide me with any protection. She couldn't do this satisfactorily and then agreed that they are a waste of time, or may even increase risk, in normal circumstances.

Chuckles

I'd wear a pineapple on my head if Mrs EMD asked me too!!

SNAPS

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I bet you wouldn't wear a condom though!
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It's just not practical. You'd have to make an airhole to breathe through and it would probably burst it.

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What the hell: it makes her feel better.
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One word, Wuss

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What the hell: it makes her feel better.
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One word, Wuss

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LOL, what, would you just bitch slap her and tell her to mind her own business?

SNAPS

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I tell her that I ride my bike so she can use the car and accordingly I will wear what I like. I also remind her how much money we save by me commuting 120 miles a week by said machine and that seems to do the trick. We have not had this chat now for a long time.

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*Whhhhhhhuktisssh*

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LOL [:D][:D][:D]

(nice spelling effort btw!)

<font size="1">Have you ever tried pressing Alt+F4 ??</font id="size1">

ffs stands for 'for f**ks sake'

No, he was right first time, I am sure bentmikey meant Farms for Schools!!


Chuckles

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grow some nuts!

dangerous jules.
god bless those pagans!
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I suspect she's holding them in a rather tight grip Jules (and don't it feel good).[:D]

Baby elephants are so last year, darling.

I wear one because my wife TELLS me to!

Racing is rubbish you can't relax and enjoy it- because some bugger is always trying to get past.