I wear a helmet because my wife wants me to

jel · June 2007

What the hell: it makes her feel better.

BentMikey · June 2007

Dude: FFS!

My bikes
My skates

If I had a baby elephant, I'd teach it to skate.

Uncle Mort · June 2007

Snore.

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ChrisKH · June 2007

I'm with jel on this one. Small price to pay for marital bliss. No one else is going to get it in the neck from his missus (or mine).

Baby elephants are so last year, darling.

Jacomus-rides-Gen · June 2007

How many helmet threads does one person need?!

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Quote: "25mph is pretty fast when you aren't wearing a car..."

chuckles · June 2007

My wife wanted me to wear one for normal riding, commuting etc., I do wear one for racing, TT etc. already, I simply asked her to provide me with evidence that they would provide me with any protection. She couldn't do this satisfactorily and then agreed that they are a waste of time, or may even increase risk, in normal circumstances.

Chuckles

WyS · June 2007

*Whhhhhhhuktisssh*

:P

Eat My Dust · June 2007

I'd wear a pineapple on my head if Mrs EMD asked me too!!

SNAPS

chuckles · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Eat My Dust

I'd wear a pineapple on my head if Mrs EMD asked me too!!

SNAPS

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I bet you wouldn't wear a condom though!

Uncle Mort · June 2007

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I bet you wouldn't wear a condom though!
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It's just not practical. You'd have to make an airhole to breathe through and it would probably burst it.

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Eat My Dust · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by chuckles

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Eat My Dust

I'd wear a pineapple on my head if Mrs EMD asked me too!!

SNAPS

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I bet you wouldn't wear a condom though!
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I think the jaggy bit on the pineapple would poke through making it useless!!

SNAPS

FatBlokeFromFelixstowe · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by jel

What the hell: it makes her feel better.
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One word, Wuss

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Eat My Dust · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by FatBlokeFromFelixstowe

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by jel

What the hell: it makes her feel better.
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One word, Wuss

My e bay bargain œ 31.05
http://tinyurl.com/366awv
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LOL, what, would you just bitch slap her and tell her to mind her own business?

SNAPS

FatBlokeFromFelixstowe · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Eat My Dust

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by FatBlokeFromFelixstowe

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by jel

What the hell: it makes her feel better.
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One word, Wuss

My e bay bargain œ 31.05
http://tinyurl.com/366awv
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LOL, what, would you just bitch slap her and tell her to mind her own business?

SNAPS

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I tell her that I ride my bike so she can use the car and accordingly I will wear what I like. I also remind her how much money we save by me commuting 120 miles a week by said machine and that seems to do the trick. We have not had this chat now for a long time.

My e bay bargain œ 31.05
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graham_g · June 2007

Yeah, well.... I do because my mom wants me to.

It's amazing the level of guilt that mums can make you feel, whether it's from 50 or 5000 miles away (she just moved from Arizona to Shrewsbury!).

Mosschops2 · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by WyS

*Whhhhhhhuktisssh*

:P
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LOL [:D][:D][:D]

(nice spelling effort btw!)

Have you ever tried pressing Alt+F4 ??

Alcdrewcp · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by BentMikey

Dude: FFS!

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Whats FFS mean? Googled it and it came up with Farms For Schools. Now if I went to a school farm should I wear a helmet? Is there any proof that it will help?

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This is where my witty Elephant prase would be. But Zebra's are so much better.

Unknown · June 2007

ffs stands for 'for f**ks sake'

WyS · June 2007

http://www.urbandictionary.com is your friend!

chuckles · June 2007

No, he was right first time, I am sure bentmikey meant Farms for Schools!!

Chuckles

dangerousjules · June 2007

grow some nuts!

dangerous jules.
god bless those pagans!

ChrisKH · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by dangerousjules

grow some nuts!

dangerous jules.
god bless those pagans!
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I suspect she's holding them in a rather tight grip Jules (and don't it feel good).[:D]

Baby elephants are so last year, darling.

Hairy Jock · June 2007

Phone a lawyer you have grounds for divorce due to unreasonable behaviour, helmets are a waste of time, much better off with a pineapple[;)]

A hirsute Scotsman.

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sufferingpete · June 2007

I wear one because my wife TELLS me to!

Racing is rubbish you can't relax and enjoy it- because some bugger is always trying to get past.

domtyler · June 2007

Jesus, you guys are either married to the woman from Misery or have no balls.

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I wear a helmet because my wife wants me to

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