Confess you Sinners !!!!!

CowboyBob · June 2007

Having sorted out a whole load of paper work at the weekend I found a my old ordination certificate from 13 years ago when I joined the UL Church (it seemed like a good idea at the time - I was only 15 years old).

I will now be blowing the dust off my dog collar (made out of folded A4 paper - thank you Blue Peter[:D] ) and taking coffession from you Sinners!!!
I'm not saying I will be able to save your worthless souls from being deep fried in the burning pits of Hades where you will be forced to pay for ALL your sins, but hearing them may brighten up a dull Monday morning.

As John Thaw once said..... "Confess you Sl**!!!!"[:D][:D]

Cowboy by name, Cowboy by nature ...... and sick 'n' twisted to boot!!!

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CowboyBob · June 2007

17 reads and no confessions, unless Nuns have started to convert badgers in the woods while whizzing around a single track I fear your clenched buttocks will be used as a novelty toast rack during brakefast in Hades.

*Conffessing to a Cowboy will have no effect on religious out come.

Cowboy by name, Cowboy by nature ...... and sick 'n' twisted to boot!!!

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Unknown · June 2007

Are you sure memebers of the UL curch can take Confession ? I thought it was only Catholice priests and God who could absolve you of your sin.

You Beauty
Very Cross
Twenty Too
It is big and it is clever

Well, it is in that they both wish they were Irish

orangechimp · June 2007

i ran over a pigeon the other day in the car, and to be fair i didn't even try to stop, but in my defence i did think it would move.

My Orange

it's only unethical if you get caught.....

majorbloodnock · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Frankie

Are you sure memebers of the UL curch can take Confession ? I thought it was only Catholice priests and God who could absolve you of your sin.
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But Bob only said he was going to take confessions; he didn't say what he was going to do with them afterwards....

My bet'd be a quick sale to the Daily Sport.

Semper in excretia; sumus solum profundum variat

CowboyBob · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Frankie

Are you sure memebers of the UL curch can take Confession ? I thought it was only Catholice priests and God who could absolve you of your sin.

You Beauty
Very Cross
Twenty Too
It is big and it is clever

Well, it is in that they both wish they were Irish

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Seeing as I do not believe in God or any type of religion I don't see it being a big problem. How ever if I do start my own religion I may need some help in opressing the masses, you in? Just think Scientology but with Leather Uniforms [:D]

Cowboy by name, Cowboy by nature ...... and sick 'n' twisted to boot!!!

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majorbloodnock · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by CowboyBob

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Frankie

Are you sure memebers of the UL curch can take Confession ? I thought it was only Catholice priests and God who could absolve you of your sin.
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Seeing as I do not believe in God or any type of religion I don't see it being a big problem. How ever if I do start my own religion I may need some help in opressing the masses, you in? Just think Scientology but with Leather Uniforms [:D]
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I can think of a few heathen possibilities that are already up and running, and do away with the uniforms altogether [}:)].

Semper in excretia; sumus solum profundum variat

CowboyBob · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by orangechimp

i ran over a pigeon the other day in the car, and to be fair i didn't even try to stop, but in my defence i did think it would move.

My Orange

it's only unethical if you get caught.....
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My son, you have committed a GREAT SIN!!!!! That small frail Pigeon was in fact the reincarnation of Mother Taraser helping an earth worm that had crawled onto the road. You sir should invest in Asbestos underwear as you will be going to the hot place. . . . . . How ever I maybe able to save your soul form being ripped apart by she wolves in the pits of hell if you donate all your money and and future earnings to my new religion. [:D]

Cowboy by name, Cowboy by nature ...... and sick 'n' twisted to boot!!!

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CowboyBob · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by majorbloodnock

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by CowboyBob

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Frankie

Are you sure memebers of the UL curch can take Confession ? I thought it was only Catholice priests and God who could absolve you of your sin.
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">
Seeing as I do not believe in God or any type of religion I don't see it being a big problem. How ever if I do start my own religion I may need some help in opressing the masses, you in? Just think Scientology but with Leather Uniforms [:D]
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I can think of a few heathen possibilities that are already up and running, and do away with the uniforms altogether [}:)].

Semper in excretia; sumus solum profundum variat
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You mean a religion where every one is naked? I like it[:p]

Cowboy by name, Cowboy by nature ...... and sick 'n' twisted to boot!!!

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Unknown · June 2007

Or we could combine the two and have leathery naked skin, like those old birds who have spent the last 30 years lying on the Costa Del Sol

You Beauty
Very Cross
Twenty Too
It is big and it is clever

Well, it is in that they both wish they were Irish

CowboyBob · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Frankie

Or we could combine the two and have leathery naked skin, like those old birds who have spent the last 30 years lying on the Costa Del Sol

You Beauty
Very Cross
Twenty Too
It is big and it is clever

Well, it is in that they both wish they were Irish

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Are you suggesting make the uniforms out of old leathery grannys? Your Not called Buffalo Bill and own a dry well will a bucket with lotion in it?

Cowboy by name, Cowboy by nature ...... and sick 'n' twisted to boot!!!

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http://www.pinkbike.com/photo/1081352/

guilliano · June 2007

According to Anne Rice it's the Devil who teaches you to forgive and love God, then you are allowed access to Heaven when you can forgive yourself for your sins.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/guilliano/

CowboyBob · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by guilliano

According to Anne Rice it's the Devil who teaches you to forgive and love God, then you are allowed access to Heaven when you can forgive yourself for your sins.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/guilliano/
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How do you work that one out?

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Unknown · June 2007

Anne Rice? The writer of gothic vampire erotica?

Well she's qualified to talk about absolution then.

Updated pics:
Giant Anthem
Bianchi Via Nirone
Kona Lava Dome - no more :-(

Unknown · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by BigAl

Anne Rice? The writer of gothic vampire erotica?

Well she's qualified to talk about absolution then.

Updated pics:
Giant Anthem
Bianchi Via Nirone
Kona Lava Dome - no more :-(
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No, you're thinking of the one who jumps out of helicopters in a pink jumpsuit

You Beauty
Very Cross
Twenty Too
It is big and it is clever

Well, it is in that they both wish they were Irish

CowboyBob · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Frankie

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by BigAl

Anne Rice? The writer of gothic vampire erotica?

Well she's qualified to talk about absolution then.

Updated pics:
Giant Anthem
Bianchi Via Nirone
Kona Lava Dome - no more :-(
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

No, you're thinking of the one who jumps out of helicopters in a pink jumpsuit

You Beauty
Very Cross
Twenty Too
It is big and it is clever

Well, it is in that they both wish they were Irish

<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

A very arousing series!
Mmmmmmmmmm,, Lycra[:p]

Cowboy by name, Cowboy by nature ...... and sick 'n' twisted to boot!!!

http://www.wetshovel.vox.com

http://www.pinkbike.com/photo/1081352/

Hole Nut · June 2007

I confess that I don't believs [}:)]

Yeti 575
Santa Cruz Heckler
Specialized Allez Comp
(sold my BMX)

Confess you Sinners !!!!!

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