Wide boys are faster

Capt. Jon · June 2007

Yes, it's been proved my scientific geeks that fat blokes ride faster. Something to do with gravity i believe. More details here.

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Unknown · June 2007

I would imagine momentum has a large factor in this.

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Unknown · June 2007

Hehe thats gotta hurt [:o]

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BoingBoing · June 2007

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Aux1 · June 2007

I got a video from around here! It's just hillarious what they talk... too bad you won't understand but give it a look! [:D]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCta3-CbpnQ

To clip or not to clip, that is the question. Whether tis nobler in the mind of men to suffer the dings and contusions of unclipp'd riding, or to bind thy feet against a sea of gnarly singletrack and by these contraptions, ride o'er them with ease. To clip... to slip no more, and by clipping to end the buttache and the thousand natural shocks that ryders are heir to; tis a consummation devoutly to be honed. No clip - to slip perchance to be thrashed most heinously...

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ED209 · June 2007

Linked from that page is the Croatian Who wants to be a Millionaire clip where the guy gets the first question wrong - he doesn't know that the ashtray on a car is not part of an MOT - love his face at the end, he doesn't even seem all that surprised [:D]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5P37xaUB ... ed&search=

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davepiggott13 · June 2007

He's not fat, he's in shape. Round is a shape. Besides which, I'm bigger than him lol. Mind you, I havent fallen on my arse lol

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Unknown · June 2007

Bloody hell, his legs are like middle aged oak trunks! Think his bike seems a little small on him.

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Aux1 · June 2007

Well at least he's riding!

He shouldn't have tried jumping though... Have you seen me jump? I did it so conservatively, taking no risks, low and slow, after watching all the crash videos on youtube! [:D]

To clip or not to clip, that is the question. Whether tis nobler in the mind of men to suffer the dings and contusions of unclipp'd riding, or to bind thy feet against a sea of gnarly singletrack and by these contraptions, ride o'er them with ease. To clip... to slip no more, and by clipping to end the buttache and the thousand natural shocks that ryders are heir to; tis a consummation devoutly to be honed. No clip - to slip perchance to be thrashed most heinously...

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ratty2k · June 2007

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhUqVlvW ... ed&search= Only me that prefered this one then?[:p]

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Aux1 · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by ratty2k

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhUqVlvW ... ed&search= Only me that prefered this one then?[:p]

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Yes, I preferred that one too. Sometimes I wonder, what the hell am I doing up in the hills with a bunch of sweaty guys in tight clothes each weekend, instead of going out at night meeting girls and stuff [:I]

To clip or not to clip, that is the question. Whether tis nobler in the mind of men to suffer the dings and contusions of unclipp'd riding, or to bind thy feet against a sea of gnarly singletrack and by these contraptions, ride o'er them with ease. To clip... to slip no more, and by clipping to end the buttache and the thousand natural shocks that ryders are heir to; tis a consummation devoutly to be honed. No clip - to slip perchance to be thrashed most heinously...

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ratty2k · June 2007

LMAO!!!

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Aux1 · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by ratty2k

LMAO!!!

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Got a new development... I went for a ride alone, and suddenly I had more contacts with girls! Saying hi to all of them passing by hiking, smiling, winking, waving, it all worked [:D]

I met two girls practicing rock climbing and watched a bit, wondering how the hell can they be so strong and agile, and then they said to ME, "whoa man we could never pedal that bike up to the top, good job!" lol like I was the tough guy [:D]

Alone is pretty good... When you're in a group of 10 guys high on adrenaline and testosterone, it's much harder to make first contact with the other species [:D]. Alone, you can climb at your own pace (I'm actually faster alone than in group!), stop and talk with anyone you want, clear your head, it's really good to do from time to time!

However, I did team up with one rider for the descent, don't like to do that all alone...

To clip or not to clip, that is the question. Whether tis nobler in the mind of men to suffer the dings and contusions of unclipp'd riding, or to bind thy feet against a sea of gnarly singletrack and by these contraptions, ride o'er them with ease. To clip... to slip no more, and by clipping to end the buttache and the thousand natural shocks that ryders are heir to; tis a consummation devoutly to be honed. No clip - to slip perchance to be thrashed most heinously...

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tinytjf · June 2007

Everytime I see this thread title, I keep reading it as "White boys are faster". God, I'm racist.*

*And blasphemous too.

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