Stop, thief!
majorbloodnock
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A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.
After carefully planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied:
"Monsieur, that's the reason I stole the paintings. I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."
Badoom, tsh.
Semper in excretia; sumus solum profundum variat
After carefully planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied:
"Monsieur, that's the reason I stole the paintings. I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."
Badoom, tsh.
Semper in excretia; sumus solum profundum variat
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*hails taxi for Majorbloodnock*
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wow see that 'S' car go. Oops sorry, wrong joke
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I think the thief must have been framed...
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He was no oil painting so I heard...
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Will you lot stop talking such a load of Pollocks?
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I think the final straw when he was being arrested was that he had his hands all over a Constable...
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Well now he's nicked, he won't be able to Gaugainlivanting about any more.
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Mike59</i>
.. but I suppose he's now got nothing Toulouse ...
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Surely that should be Chagall Toulouse?
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by BigAl</i>
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Mike59</i>
.. but I suppose he's now got nothing Toulouse ...
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Surely that should be Chagall Toulouse?<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">[:D][:D] Pissarro myself laughing !
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Mind you, the poor lad'll be liable for capital Gains,boroughnly if his fence gives him a good enough Price.
Wow, that was stretching the English language further than it ought.
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