Women drivers!

Kazoo · May 2007

Driving to the office this morning on the M25 motorway, I looked over to
>my right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 90 miles per
>hour with her face up close to the mirror putting on her eyeliner!!!!
>Shocked, I looked away for a couple of seconds and when I looked back
>she was still putting on the makeup but drifting halfway into my lane!!
>It scared me so much (and this coming from a bloke....) that I dropped
>my electric shaver, which knocked the bacon roll out of my other hand.
>In all the confusion of trying to straighten up the car using my knees
>against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell
>into the coffee between my legs, causing it to splash and burn BIG JIM
>AND THE TWINS, causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette
>out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL.
>
>
>F***ing Women Drivers!!!!!!!

Wine is made to be drunk, I am drunk......

Am I wine?
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Unknown · May 2007

hehe thats funny [:D]

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Unknown · May 2007

You think thats bad imagine being sat teaching your daughter to drive. She pulled up a petrol station, selected 1st, dumped the clutch and took out a pump.

<center>When God created mountains he meant them for climbing, not to be used as glorified toboggan runs.</center>

Kazoo · May 2007

Now thats funny!!

Wine is made to be drunk, I am drunk......

Am I wine?
http://www.flickr.com/photos/kazoo1/

Unknown · May 2007

Its one way to get the 1st crash out of the way.

<center>When God created mountains he meant them for climbing, not to be used as glorified toboggan runs.</center>

Women drivers!

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