I'm too $exy...!? :D

Aux1
Aux1 Posts: 865
edited May 2007 in The Crudcatcher
Umm, I rode around the island Cres this weekend, here are some pics for the general feel:

The way back
Downhill!
Just watch
The beach
When you're thirsty, virtually anything will do!
Rock Shox

And so, after a long climb in hot sun I descended down to the beach, hungry, thirsty and hot and yearning for a dip in the sea. The tourist season didn't start yet and there were only a few people there. And as I was rolling along the beach towards the shade of a tree I saw this really hot girl sunbathing, some 19-20 years old with huuuge knockers exposed standing firm and just piercing into your eyes [:p], she was like perfect, I eyed a bit to the side under my sunglasses while keeping the head straight now and then (and almost dislocated my eye socket btw. [:D]), but almost every time I looked she was also looking at me!!![:0][8D][:D]
I didn't do anything though because I was just passing by, just had a bath in the sea, rested a little and went on the long climb back to return before dark. [:I]

Damn... I guess we mountain bikers, the exotic visitors in tight clothes who pop up in some of the most inaccessible places actually are pretty hot to some of the girls out there lol!

But then again, maybe she was only looking at the bike 'cause I'm not $exy, no way... It was all in my immagination! Yep! I'm pretty sure it was that... [:o)]

There are no photos though, I don't like to do that kind of thing without the subject's knowledge (sorry [:D]).

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  • nice pics looks great fun [:D]

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  • Kestrel_daos
    Kestrel_daos Posts: 932
    ^Sounds like it could have been even more fun

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  • Its pi55ing down here,so im quite envious.It looks bbbeeeeaaauuutiful

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  • Aux1
    Aux1 Posts: 865
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Kestrel_daos</i>

    ^Sounds like it could have been even more fun

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    [:D]
    But I didn't know how to approach a girl with exposed hooters... [:I]

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  • Kestrel_daos
    Kestrel_daos Posts: 932
    ^with caution probably [;)]

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    Looks lovely, a picture of the young lady would have been much nicer though

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  • gary_fisher3
    gary_fisher3 Posts: 3,466
    I think you must of been thirstier than you thought. There's no young lady in any of your pictures. Perhaps she was just a mirage? [;)]

    Look lovely though.
  • Aux1
    Aux1 Posts: 865
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by gary_fisher3</i>

    I think you must of been thirstier than you thought. There's no young lady in any of your pictures. Perhaps she was just a mirage? [;)]

    Look lovely though.
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    Nah, it was a rather secluded place, she definitely didn't go there to show herself, I kept my distance and respected her privacy. And I'd feel pretty low for taking pictures sneakingly...

    Although I was quite a bit thirsty lol! [:D]

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    Yeah but you'd have some evidence

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  • Aux1
    Aux1 Posts: 865
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by apcmtb</i>

    Yeah but you'd have some evidence

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    Well I didn't make it up lol! I'm religious, I must not lie or I get a lightning bolt in the arse! [:D][:o)]

    I did dream about her later though, I wonder if she did the same about me... Like, a guy with a hot body descending skillfully and forcefully but also with surprising grace over seemingly impassable terrain, passing by with his sunglasses seemingly uninterested, having that mysterious aura of detached coolness, getting down and gazing at the sea (while actually trying to turn the eyeballs as far as possible behind the dark lenses to get a better look [:p][:D]), taking a swim on his own, and then hopping back on the bike and disappearing in a rocky maze once again... [8D]

    Or maybe she thought I was just g@y ... [:o)][:D]

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  • StefanH
    StefanH Posts: 228
    I would have said hello, at least. Then asked her for a photo of her standing next to my bike so that I could prove I didn't make her up ;)
  • Kestrel_daos
    Kestrel_daos Posts: 932
    Perhaps you should make cycles over there regular. See if you can find her again?

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  • Aux1
    Aux1 Posts: 865
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by StefanH</i>

    I would have said hello, at least. Then asked her for a photo of her standing next to my bike so that I could prove I didn't make her up ;)
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    Yes that would have been really nice! What if I just winked or smiled and waved? Damn! More courage next time! [:)]

    Ps great idea! To have a topless babe posing with my bike! Now just gotta put it into reality! [:D]

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  • Aux1
    Aux1 Posts: 865
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Kestrel_daos</i>

    Perhaps you should make cycles over there regular. See if you can find her again?

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    Hmm, she looked a little nordic to me, German, Danish or something... not local definitely... [8)]

    Anyway, when I'm on a holiday I generally try something with girls I have a chance of being with after the summer too, so that means they have to be from around here... I'm not that into adventures, one nighters etc... But it can be really hard to be like that sometimes though... [:I][:)]

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,666
    GERMAN, ye gone too far!!!!

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