THIS is the poo thread

Moriarti · June 2007

enjoy

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DirtJumper3200 · June 2007

I had a poo last tuesday.

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by mbukjames

Why should I shut up? I have as much write as you guys to say something.. <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

JammyH · June 2007

What happened to the constipated accountant?

He worked it out with a pencil.

James x
<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by DJIP

Your bike reminds me of a Praying Mantis.
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I brake for Scholars, Priests and no apparent reason.

skamanfrank · June 2007

When I was in the med trial clinic, we had to keep a "Bristol Stool Chart"

We had to right down when we did a poo and what type of poo it was according to a chart that was on the wall.
Number one was "small hard solid lumps- difficult to pass" and number seven was "watery, no solid lumps- contact nurse IMMEDIATELY, this is a case of emergency

I regularly scored a 4- "Like a sausage, but smooth and showing cracks on the surface"

I sh<s></s>it you not, all of that is true, including the quotes!

Frank

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JinjaNinja · June 2007

Wiki the Bristol poo scale, its all there with pics.

Great thing to associate with my fair city!

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JammyH · June 2007

Like this?

James x
<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by DJIP

Your bike reminds me of a Praying Mantis.
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I brake for Scholars, Priests and no apparent reason.

Fantastic Mr Fox · June 2007

Haha, we learnt about that in sociology. For some reason...

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Moriarti · June 2007

LMAO

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skamanfrank · June 2007

Oh, and when we had to give samples, the procedure was as follows:

1. Don latex gloves
2. Take cardboard potty shaped object with a hole in
3. Insert plastic cup into the hole in the aforementioned carboard object
4. Piss into toilet
5. Put cardboard thing under seat
6. corr blimey into cardboard thing- the plastic cup is perfectly positioned and catches EVERYTHING
7. Get spatula and take sample
8. Dispose of the lot in sterile bin

Frank

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skamanfrank · June 2007

Oh and then rate it of course

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skamanfrank · June 2007

And on that note, I'm going for a shi<s></s>t

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JammyH · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by skamanfrank

Oh and then rate it of course

Frank

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Hope you put something like;

tasteslikepoo/10

James x
<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by DJIP

Your bike reminds me of a Praying Mantis.
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I brake for Scholars, Priests and no apparent reason.

JinjaNinja · June 2007

"mmmn, A bit nutty"

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skamanfrank · June 2007

That was a definate 2 getting on towards 3. Bit of splash and it was fu<s></s>cking multi coloured!

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Anonymous · June 2007

It certianly is a poo thread, like many you seem to be making.

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me_groovy · June 2007

"woody undertones"

<center><blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by bEavoLa

as i washed my nutsack with my soapy cloth i couldn't help but release a slight "Yaaaaarrrgh"...
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">I killed the president of paraguay with a fork. how have you been?</center>

Moriarti · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by me_groovy

"woody undertones"

<center><blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by bEavoLa

as i washed my nutsack with my soapy cloth i couldn't help but release a slight "Yaaaaarrrgh"...
<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">I killed the president of paraguay with a fork. how have you been?</center>
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LOL! filthy bitch

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THIS is the poo thread

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