How to save man drowning with foot stuck in gutter

dogtanian · June 2007

1. Break into the boot of a car, whip out the car jack, and use it to wedge the gutter grill apart.

2. Rip the radiator air pipe out of a car, stick one end in his mouth, hold the other end in teh air, and tell him to breath through it.

3. Amputate his leg with a pen knife.

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Jamie@AC · June 2007

I admit, their attempt did seem a tad piss poor.

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Tom · June 2007

you would nver fit a car jack between the grill on a gutter. also, how the bloody hell do you get your foot into one of them?

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Matt · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Tom

you would nver fit a car jack between the grill on a gutter. also, how the bloody hell do you get your foot into one of them?

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What he said. ^^^

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TE · June 2007

I must admit it seemed a poor effort, they did have 3 hours. At the least they could have given him a hose pipe or summit to breathe through. I heard he refused owt like that...

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Jamie@AC · June 2007

Well then perhaps removal from the gene pool was a benefit then.

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Tom · June 2007

is there a story behind this thred?

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TE · June 2007

Yes. Google it my friend.

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Tom · June 2007

how do i google that?

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new freerider · June 2007

some guy got his foot trapped in drain and the fire service couldnt get him out so he drowned.

he must have been really small or the water must have been really deep

DirtJumper3200 · June 2007

Someone just link it for the benefit of me and Tom.

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me_groovy · June 2007

someone for the darwin awards perhaps

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Jamie@AC · June 2007

BBC news, Yesterday. CBA to find the article.

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xc-andy · June 2007

In the fire services defence, the power of water is not to be underestimated. Thats why fat old ladies get skittled by 3 inch waves on you've been framed.

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Jamie@AC · June 2007

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In the fire services defence, the power of water is not to be underestimated. Thats why fat old ladies get skittled by 3 inch waves on you've been framed.

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I LOL'ed at that so hard!

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JammyH · June 2007

Surely in 3 hours they could have got him some diving aparatus...

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neil h · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by TE
they could have given him a hose pipe or summit to breathe through.

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a hose pipe? for christ sake there were to guys with him in scuba gear and yet they stil couldn't help. even with the oxygen cylinders and what not.

Can't see getting someones foot out of a gutter/train being that hard.

carey8 · June 2007

In all seriousness, why didn't they jsut cut out the drain? or a sectionso he could get his foot out?
Air tools work underwater also(confirmation on this?), couldn't they have use a Jack hammer or the likes to dig the whole drain out?

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gravityengine · June 2007

I would guess that the force of the water on the drain would have prevented the firefighters from releasing him from the drain.

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