Am I Fail?

Matt · June 2007

I'm kinda in a relationship now. I think so anyway...

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JammyH · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by FurryNipples

For having never had a real girl-friend at the magical age of 17?

To be quite honest, I don't think I can be bothered with the whole thing, but there is that sneaking suspicion that I'm missing out on a common part of teenage life.

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Dont worry about it. I had one from 16-17 and she took over my life. Im on the look out again, but a little more wary cos' I know how bad it can get...

James x
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Your bike reminds me of a Praying Mantis.
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I brake for Scholars, Priests and no apparent reason.

tom_majski · June 2007

my rabbit tried to rape my guinea pig - no joke

then a year or so later we found the guinea pig dead, a lot thinner, with a fat bas<s></s>tard rabbit sleepin on top of it

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Clearly they all were raped by hordes of capitalist, communist, black Jewish liberals with excellent dance moves and gigantic penises.
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JammyH · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Fantastic Mr Fox

But in the last 4 months of being single, I've pulled upwards of 20 girls and been on like 3 dates with some really nice people. Single, FTUW!
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*High five!*

James x
<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by DJIP

Your bike reminds me of a Praying Mantis.
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I brake for Scholars, Priests and no apparent reason.

DirtJumper3200 · June 2007

Im far to single. Everyone hates me etc etc. Nayzorz.

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Why should I shut up? I have as much write as you guys to say something.. <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

Jamie@AC · June 2007

*Uber five!*

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Alex does this cute thing where he squeaks if you tickle him behind your ear.

Or is that my cat? Meh, both irritate me.

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mr pie man 2 · June 2007

I found the stiffend rabbit quite funny actually but my dad wanted to eat it which wasen't funny. I am not a child anyway and sh<s></s>it happens just let it go...

I can't pull. I have enough trouble just talking to people hence me being a loner.[:(]

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Jamie@AC · June 2007

I got over that after my "issues" and got some confidence back. It's so easy once you can just talk and be comfortable doing that.

<center><blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by UH DH

Alex does this cute thing where he squeaks if you tickle him behind your ear.

Or is that my cat? Meh, both irritate me.

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JammyH · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by mr pie man 2

I found the stiffend rabbit quite funny actually but my dad wanted to eat it which wasen't funny. I am not a child anyway and sh<s></s>it happens just let it go...

I can't pull. I have enough trouble just talking to people hence me being a loner.[:(]

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www.match.com ?

James x
<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by DJIP

Your bike reminds me of a Praying Mantis.
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I brake for Scholars, Priests and no apparent reason.

mr pie man 2 · June 2007

Hell no.

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new freerider · June 2007

my mates like that and wants me to help him get a girlfriend, any ideas how i can help him?

me_groovy · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by skamanfrank

TBH, i think it's going to be a fair while before I get another girlfriend so I wouldn't worry. I've realised..... I'll get sh<s></s>agged by anything with legs and a fanny in between, but when it comes to someone I'd actually like to be with, I have such stupidly high standards I'll be single for the rest of my life I expect!!

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as i washed my nutsack with my soapy cloth i couldn't help but release a slight "Yaaaaarrrgh"...
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TE · June 2007

I feel your pain hombre. I wouldnt call myself a loner though by any means...

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DirtJumper3200 · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by new freerider

my mates like that and wants me to help him get a girlfriend, any ideas how i can help him?
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Tell him to help himself.

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mr pie man 2 · June 2007

I've been offered help but I feel guilty letting someone else drag me round...... and then getting anoyed when I can't even talk.

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Fantastic Mr Fox · June 2007

Just talk to them, its all about confidence. You have absolutely nothing to lose, talk to them.

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miggillicuddy · June 2007

alcohol... Works a treat for my confidence

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mr pie man 2 · June 2007

I turn nasty after alcohol.[}:)]

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DirtJumper3200 · June 2007

I can talk to people. It just normally gets to friendified to quickly imo.

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Jamie@AC · June 2007

Alcohol is not the solution at all. If you're on the pull with serious intentions, either don't drink or only a little.

<center><blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by UH DH

Alex does this cute thing where he squeaks if you tickle him behind your ear.

Or is that my cat? Meh, both irritate me.

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mr pie man 2 · June 2007

I have some real strange reasons for being like I am, school abuse and all that sh<s></s>it. All tends to break free if I am drunk, people don't like a angry midget...

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miggillicuddy · June 2007

nah...I'm way too self-conscious and nervous without a bit of drink to relax me. That said, I usually end up going too far and repelling anything resembling female...[8)]

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Jonny · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by new freerider

<s>my mates</s> I'm like that and want<s>s</s> <s>me</s> to <s>help him</s> get a girlfriend, any ideas how i can <s>help him</s>?
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[:D]

I'm 16 and haven't had a girlfriend. Well, kinda. There was one girl who I 'went out' (hate that phrase) with a few times and kissing and crap but to be honest I couldn't be asked. I ignored her for a month and she got the idea, cos I really couldn't be bothered. Relationships mean pretty much nothing for most people at this age so why bother. Single life is way funner [:)]

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