Imagine this situation #2

DahnHilla · June 2007

Think of who the ultimate hottie is.

Now imagine she walks up to you and says 'You can do whatever you like to me for the next week, and I mean _anything_'
Great you think, best week EVAR!
She then says 'First though you have to let me do a crap in your mouth'
'OH NOEZ!' You think to yourself 'What do I do?'

Well, what do you do?

I've only spoken to 2 people that would let them do it.

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SJ · June 2007

Californian Hot Lunch anyone?

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by El Capitano

Oh, and TBH, SJ is a much better stalker than you.....
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DahnHilla · June 2007

I know what the calafornia hot breakfast is, what's the hot lunch?

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Fantastic Mr Fox · June 2007

Sex with Katherine Jenkins if she can crap in my mouth? Yeah why not.

<hr noshade size="1"><center> "Boggis and Bunce and Bean. One fat, one short, one lean. These horrible crooks. So different in looks. Were none the less equally mean."</center>

Tom · June 2007

god no

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alexhill · June 2007

you don't have to eat the crap do you?

Alex · June 2007

Here there be germs.

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JinjaNinja · June 2007

No poo shall touch my mouth. Although if it did, I'd take a massive steaming liquid cr*p in her's and tell her she'd have to look like she's enjoying it.
After that I don't think i'd want her anymore!

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DahnHilla · June 2007

Nope, you can spit when she's done.

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homers_double · June 2007

Are we talking a little lady poop or a full on tub girl squirt?

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DirtJumper3200 · June 2007

Why did i try and click that [:(]

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TE · June 2007

I would, then you could get your own back by crapping in here mouth all week if you wish! [}:)][xx(]

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Fantastic Mr Fox · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by TE

I would, then you could get your own back by crapping in here mouth all week if you wish! [}:)][xx(]
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Why would you want too?

<hr noshade size="1"><center> "Boggis and Bunce and Bean. One fat, one short, one lean. These horrible crooks. So different in looks. Were none the less equally mean."</center>

hazzahulme · June 2007

No chance lance! Just because there'd be no chance of getting a boner with her for at least the next five years.

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360 · June 2007

type of poo?

"I stepped on something soft and wobbly, struck a match and found it was a dead chinaman"

P.s Im not doing that again.

fleabag · June 2007

^^^^She had a curry last night.....

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