The 'Original' thread.
Fantastic Mr Fox
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Seeing as people are getting annoyed with the lack of originality on the forum, with people copying threads and such. I thought it'd be nice to start something original.
I can already hear your cries of 'But how Mr Fox? How can it be done?'
Well, say a small statement that completely contradicts everything you believe in. I'll start;
Hello, I'm The fantastic Mr Fox. I believe that religion is awesome as it unites people and gives people something to believe in. Its great that we're all going to a better place after this life.
I also love it when people have there girlfriends on the forum and have things in there sig like 'I love random member' That's totally cool and not annoying in the slightest. Its great when they go off topic and start declaring there undying love for each other in posts as well.
I believe that every car company except for those in the VAG group are completely sh<s></s>it, and your a muppet unless you buy a VAG car.
Celebrities are amazing, and I don't see how anyone cannot love reading about celebrities. It was such a shame when Paris Hilton got arrested for breaking the law several times, after all she's done so much good for the world and is such a great role model that I personally think she is above the law and should be let off.
My only gripe with this country is that Princess Diana only made it to number 3 in the 'Greatest Britons of all time' list. After all the great she did for the world as well, people just don't appreciate how much effort it takes to take a private jet to developing countries and pretend you give a sh<s></s>it about something you actually no northing about. But I'm glad that she's still in media on an almost daily basis nearly 10 years after her death. I really love reading about the same thing again and again and again.
I'm done.
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I can already hear your cries of 'But how Mr Fox? How can it be done?'
Well, say a small statement that completely contradicts everything you believe in. I'll start;
Hello, I'm The fantastic Mr Fox. I believe that religion is awesome as it unites people and gives people something to believe in. Its great that we're all going to a better place after this life.
I also love it when people have there girlfriends on the forum and have things in there sig like 'I love random member' That's totally cool and not annoying in the slightest. Its great when they go off topic and start declaring there undying love for each other in posts as well.
I believe that every car company except for those in the VAG group are completely sh<s></s>it, and your a muppet unless you buy a VAG car.
Celebrities are amazing, and I don't see how anyone cannot love reading about celebrities. It was such a shame when Paris Hilton got arrested for breaking the law several times, after all she's done so much good for the world and is such a great role model that I personally think she is above the law and should be let off.
My only gripe with this country is that Princess Diana only made it to number 3 in the 'Greatest Britons of all time' list. After all the great she did for the world as well, people just don't appreciate how much effort it takes to take a private jet to developing countries and pretend you give a sh<s></s>it about something you actually no northing about. But I'm glad that she's still in media on an almost daily basis nearly 10 years after her death. I really love reading about the same thing again and again and again.
I'm done.
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Clearly they all were raped by hordes of capitalist, communist, black Jewish liberals with excellent dance moves and gigantic penises.
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Yeah I was being original...
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I like this idea, although i dont have much opinion......
But i also love celebrities if that helps
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Clearly they all were raped by hordes of capitalist, communist, black Jewish liberals with excellent dance moves and gigantic penises.
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myspack
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You made a thread about a sh<s></s>it that you took...
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Fantastic Mr Fox</i>
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by EvilAlex</i>
Clearly they all were raped by hordes of capitalist, communist, black Jewish liberals with excellent dance moves and gigantic penises.
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myspack
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You made a thread about a sh<s></s>it that you took...
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yep[:D] but mine got called epic[^]
EDIT: plus i was being original
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Clearly they all were raped by hordes of capitalist, communist, black Jewish liberals with excellent dance moves and gigantic penises.
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myspack0 -
I can't be bothered to type mine out.
I would just like to point something out though.
Yes, my boyfriend (for want of a better word, we are adults after all) does frequent this forum.
Yes, I was a member 2 years before he was.
No, we don't have 'I ....' in our signatures.
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by El Capitano</i>
Oh, and TBH, SJ is a much better stalker than you.....
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I think FMF made a great thread.
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Lol AIDS!
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by SJ</i>
I can't be bothered to type mine out.
I would just like to point something out though.
Yes, my boyfriend (for want of a better word, we are adults after all) does frequent this forum.
Yes, I was a member 2 years before he was.
No, we don't have 'I ....' in our signatures.
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Ah sorry, I really didn't have you in mind when I wrote that.
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by SJ</i>
I can't be bothered to type mine out.
I would just like to point something out though.
Yes, my boyfriend (for want of a better word, we are adults after all) does frequent this forum.
Yes, I was a member 2 years before he was.
No, I cant have 'I HD' in my signature, -C- would be upset.
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<b><font size="1"><center><font color="red">When God created mountains he meant them for climbing, not to be used as glorified toboggan runs.</font id="red"></center>
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by homers double</i>
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by SJ</i>
I can't be bothered to type mine out.
I would just like to point something out though.
Yes, my boyfriend (for want of a better word, we are adults after all) does frequent this forum.
Yes, I was a member 2 years before he was.
No, I cant have 'I HD' in my signature, -C- would be upset.
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<b><font size="1"><center><font color="red">When God created mountains he meant them for climbing, not to be used as glorified toboggan runs.</font id="red"></center>
<center> <font color="blue">Riding for <i>Team Cake </i>in 2007</font id="blue"></center></font id="size1"></b>
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[;)]
Remember our first date HD? In that pub after Cannock. With half a dozen other forumites! Bliss! [:D]
<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by El Capitano</i>
Oh, and TBH, SJ is a much better stalker than you.....
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<div align="left"><font color="green"><b>18 days...</b></font id="green"></div id="left">a dirtbag of the most delightful variety0