a close call

tom_majski · June 2007

I was just plopping, which was all good. Then I wiped up until I thought was nice and clean. Was about to re-fit clothing, when I instinctively decided to have one final wipe. As the cloth ran across the apex of my schpinta, a small - yet messy stink nugget emerged onto the wad. Crikey I yelled, that was lucky as if I'd sat on that unknowingly I almost certainly would have been partly soiled for the remainder of the afternoon.

oooh the fun of office life [8D]

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by EvilAlex

Clearly they all were raped by hordes of capitalist, communist, black Jewish liberals with excellent dance moves and gigantic penises.
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November · June 2007

That is one weird story!

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tom_majski · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by November

That is one weird story!

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21 Days Until The Big Move!
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i honestly don't think its that wierd - i bet its happened to you at some point - or don't girls poo?

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by EvilAlex

Clearly they all were raped by hordes of capitalist, communist, black Jewish liberals with excellent dance moves and gigantic penises.
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euan_333 · June 2007

I always wash in the bath when i'm done.

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tom_majski · June 2007

brown bath water ftul

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by EvilAlex

Clearly they all were raped by hordes of capitalist, communist, black Jewish liberals with excellent dance moves and gigantic penises.
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euan_333 · June 2007

Brown sink water FTUUL

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rubber side up · June 2007

Brown Drinking water FTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUL

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Something round here tastes bad. Could be plain old bad taste.
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November · June 2007

Girls poo. I've pixx if you want?

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21 Days Until The Big Move!

tom_majski · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by November

Girls poo. I've pixx if you want?

 Nov's F.A.Q., Facebook, MySpace, My luvverly bike ...

21 Days Until The Big Move!
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what? pixxorz of you laying a cleavland steamer on yaks chest?

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by EvilAlex

Clearly they all were raped by hordes of capitalist, communist, black Jewish liberals with excellent dance moves and gigantic penises.
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euan_333 · June 2007

LOL, Cleveland Steamers are such funny sexual acts.

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November · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by tom_majski

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by November

Girls poo. I've pixx if you want?
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what? pixxorz of you laying a cleavland steamer on yaks chest?
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Amongst other places.

 Nov's F.A.Q., Facebook, MySpace, My luvverly bike ...

21 Days Until The Big Move!

JinjaNinja · June 2007

trundlety balls FTW!

<hr noshade size="1"><center>Originally posted by John

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Fantastic Mr Fox · June 2007

You actually yelled out 'crikey' in the toilets at your work? That's hilarious, I wonder what the people in the other cubicle's thought.

Oh wait a minute...you did a no2 somewhere other than your house?

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tom_majski · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Fantastic Mr Fox

You actually yelled out 'crikey' in the toilets at your work? That's hilarious, I wonder what the people in the other cubicle's thought.

Oh wait a minute...you did a no2 somewhere other than your house?

<hr noshade size="1"><center> "Boggis and Bunce and Bean. One fat, one short, one lean. These horrible crooks. So different in looks. Were none the less equally mean."</center>
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yeah i pewped in the office [V]

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by EvilAlex

Clearly they all were raped by hordes of capitalist, communist, black Jewish liberals with excellent dance moves and gigantic penises.
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robb_o · June 2007

That story was an epic!

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euan_333 · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Fantastic Mr Fox

You actually yelled out 'crikey' in the toilets at your work? That's hilarious, I wonder what the people in the other cubicle's thought.

Oh wait a minute...you did a no2 somewhere other than your house?

<hr noshade size="1"><center> "Boggis and Bunce and Bean. One fat, one short, one lean. These horrible crooks. So different in looks. Were none the less equally mean."</center>
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*Thinks of a certain Austin Powers scene* LOL

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Fantastic Mr Fox · June 2007

Who is no2 working for, WHO IS NO2 WORKING FOR?

<hr noshade size="1"><center> "Boggis and Bunce and Bean. One fat, one short, one lean. These horrible crooks. So different in looks. Were none the less equally mean."</center>

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