Lawn AIDS

DahnHilla

On Saturday my dad asked me to mow the lawn.
That's pretty boring.

So I did this: http://s49.photobucket.com/albums/f299/ ... C00315.jpg

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TSawyer

Why?

<center><font color="red"><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by blacksun</i>

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DahnHilla

I can't belive you asked.
Does it really need explanation?

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JammyH

Love it [:D]

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Your bike reminds me of a Praying Mantis.
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I brake for Scholars, Priests and no apparent reason.

JinjaNinja

good work on the D, Nice curve!

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ddoogie

Sweet!

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euan_333

LOL. I have to cut the grass every fortnight. It's poo.

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Kitty

My mum doesn't trust me enough with the lawn mower to get me to cut the grass.

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JammyH

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Kitty</i>

My mum doesn't trust me enough with the lawn mower to get me to cut the grass.

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Damn, I should have been a girl [V]

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Kitty

I have to hang the washing up instead though...and cook, and clean, and look after my brother.

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DahnHilla

I believe this needs more attention.

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Og Monster

That is awesome! What did your dad say when he saw this piece of "Art"

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Matt

That is very, very awesome. I wub you Ben. [:)]

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DahnHilla

He wasn't best pleased, especially when I went out and left it like that saying 'I'll finish it tomorrow'

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blacksun

Glad you did a half arsed job. I'm sure your dad will appreciate it in the long run... t'is 'art' after all.

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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Kitty</i>

My mum doesn't trust me enough with the lawn mower to get me to cut the grass.

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doesnt trust you with a lawn mower? are you 6?

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360

Nice work, your grass is well long!

It takes me 8hrs to mow the grass and at the moment it needs doing every 5days ish.

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Anonymous

^what the hell do do you own half of devon or somthing?

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360

yes.

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"I stepped on something soft and wobbly, struck a match and found it was a dead chinaman"

P.s Im not doing that again.