I wish to kill someone in the face, twice.

whyamihere
whyamihere Posts: 7,715
edited June 2007 in The Crudcatcher
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  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,715
    I need a hug. [:(]
  • me_groovy
    me_groovy Posts: 2,877
    gf not replying to texts?

    <center><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by bEavoLa</i>

    as i washed my nutsack with my soapy cloth i couldn't help but release a slight "Yaaaaarrrgh"...
    <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">I killed the president of paraguay with a fork. how have you been?</center>
  • *Huggles* Your better off without her anyway... *Huggles*

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    <hr noshade size="1"><font color="purple"><center><i><b><font size="2"><font face="Times New Roman"> "Boggis and Bunce and Bean. One fat, one short, one lean. These horrible crooks. So different in looks. Were none the less equally mean."</font id="Times New Roman"></b></font id="size2"></i></center></font id="purple">
  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,715
    Only because she's currently working.

    Student finance applications. Yes, I've left it a touch late, but still.
    Dad's managed to lose my passport. You fu<u></u>cking wa<u></u>nker.
    He's also managed to lose his login details for the website to support my application.
    The website I need to get on to check what I need as well as my birth certificate in place of my passport is down. Why the fu<u></u>ck can't I use my fu<u></u>cking driving license you pack of inbred cu<u></u>nts?
  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,715
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Fantastic Mr Fox</i>
    *Huggles* Your better off without her anyway... *Huggles*<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">Shut the fu<u></u>ck up you co<u></u>ck.
  • UH DH
    UH DH Posts: 4,160
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by whyamihere</i>

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Fantastic Mr Fox</i>
    *Huggles* Your better off without her anyway... *Huggles*<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">Shut the fu<u></u>ck up you co<u></u>ck.
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    BURN!

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  • Matt
    Matt Posts: 5,288
    Just did my finance stuff today.

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  • carey8
    carey8 Posts: 222
    *Huggles*
    Thats a bit wierd that you HAVE to use your passport?

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  • John
    John Posts: 2,499
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Fantastic Mr Fox</i>

    *Huggles* Your better off without her anyway... *Huggles*

    <hr noshade size="1"><font color="purple"><center><i><b><font size="2"><font face="Times New Roman"> "Boggis and Bunce and Bean. One fat, one short, one lean. These horrible crooks. So different in looks. Were none the less equally mean."</font id="Times New Roman"></b></font id="size2"></i></center></font id="purple">
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    Agreed, Better off without, Nothing but trouble etc..

    havent fallen off,
    im just having a rest

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  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,715
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by carey8</i>
    Thats a bit wierd that you HAVE to use your passport?<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">I don't. I can use my birth certificate and <i>something</i> else. I just can't find out what the <i>something</i> is, because the fu<u></u>ckign website's down.

    This has nothing to do with Beth, wherever the hell that's come from. We are still very much together, and I love her to bits.
  • carey8
    carey8 Posts: 222
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by whyamihere</i>

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by carey8</i>
    Thats a bit wierd that you HAVE to use your passport?<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">I don't. I can use my birth certificate and <i>something</i> else. I just can't find out what the <i>something</i> is, because the fu<u></u>ckign website's down.

    This has nothing to do with Beth, wherever the hell that's come from. We are still very much together, and I love her to bits.
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    Surely your Birth Certificate, Drivers license, a couple of Bank Statements etc, would be ample?

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  • <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by whyamihere</i>

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Fantastic Mr Fox</i>
    *Huggles* Your better off without her anyway... *Huggles*<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">Shut the fu<u></u>ck up you co<u></u>ck.
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    Chillax, you big sexy bear you.

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    <hr noshade size="1"><font color="purple"><center><i><b><font size="2"><font face="Times New Roman"> "Boggis and Bunce and Bean. One fat, one short, one lean. These horrible crooks. So different in looks. Were none the less equally mean."</font id="Times New Roman"></b></font id="size2"></i></center></font id="purple">
  • elmotheewokking
    elmotheewokking Posts: 2,279
    That would be due to no-one having a clue what you were on about in the first few posts.

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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by i_used_2b_fukpigonabike</i>

    at least it hasn't rashed like my groin.
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  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,715
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by carey8</i>

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by whyamihere</i>

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by carey8</i>
    Thats a bit wierd that you HAVE to use your passport?<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">I don't. I can use my birth certificate and <i>something</i> else. I just can't find out what the <i>something</i> is, because the fu<u></u>ckign website's down.

    This has nothing to do with Beth, wherever the hell that's come from. We are still very much together, and I love her to bits.
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    Surely your Birth Certificate, Drivers license, a couple of Bank Statements etc, would be ample?
    <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">I would have thought so. But I seem to remember it saying something odd, so I really need to check, just in case it's utility bills or something I'll have to pinch off my parents.
  • neil h
    neil h Posts: 499
    as carey said. it's most likely a case of passport and bank statement or similar. Just something that you would need proof of i.d to have set up.
  • Matt
    Matt Posts: 5,288
    Just send them a copy of everything? Including bills.

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    Chaparral
  • <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by whyamihere</i>

    Only because she's currently working.

    Student finance applications. Yes, I've left it a touch late, but still.
    Dad's managed to lose my passport. You fu<u></u>cking wa<u></u>nker.
    He's also managed to lose his login details for the website to support my application.
    The website I need to get on to check what I need as well as my birth certificate in place of my passport is down. Why the fu<u></u>ck can't I use my fu<u></u>cking driving license you pack of inbred cu<u></u>nts?
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    I'm sensing lots of hostility man, you need to relax and find your centre.

    [8D]

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    <hr noshade size="1"><font color="purple"><center><i><b><font size="2"><font face="Times New Roman"> "Boggis and Bunce and Bean. One fat, one short, one lean. These horrible crooks. So different in looks. Were none the less equally mean."</font id="Times New Roman"></b></font id="size2"></i></center></font id="purple">
  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,715
    No, I need to commit multiple murders.

    Then rape the corpses.
  • neil h
    neil h Posts: 499
    its so bad you have to resort to multiple necrophilia. fecking hell.
  • whyamihere
    whyamihere Posts: 7,715
    No, I go for necrophilia all the time. A return to normality will calm me down.
  • carey8
    carey8 Posts: 222
    Try some Yoga. Meditation.
    To fu<u></u>cking hell with that, kill things feels better, eh?

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  • elmotheewokking
    elmotheewokking Posts: 2,279
    <font color="red">[Chris]Removed. No ban though, because I'm in a bad mood.[/Chris]</font id="red">

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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by i_used_2b_fukpigonabike</i>

    at least it hasn't rashed like my groin.
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  • nirveous
    nirveous Posts: 79
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by whyamihere</i>

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by carey8</i>
    Thats a bit wierd that you HAVE to use your passport?<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">I don't. I can use my birth certificate and <i>something</i> else. I just can't find out what the <i>something</i> is, because the fu<u></u>ckign website's down.

    This has nothing to do with Beth, wherever the hell that's come from. We are still very much together, and I love her bits.
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    Sorry.

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  • neil h
    neil h Posts: 499
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by whyamihere</i>

    No, I go for necrophilia all the time. A return to normality will calm me down.
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    think a trip to the graveyards in order then. or do you like em still warm? if so maybe we can sacrifice elmo.
  • shadow_ops
    shadow_ops Posts: 121
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Matt</i>

    Just send them your bills.

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    a little bit of pain never hurt anyone
    a little bit of pain never hurt anyone
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
  • neil h
    neil h Posts: 499
    you see these public shows of affection are just begging to be misquoted.
  • Kitty
    Kitty Posts: 2,844
    I'm not fussed, told Chris I'd delete it if he wanted.

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