Dumb phrases

Alex · June 2007

Today's dumb phrase

"I deny the fact..."

Christ, if there was ever a way to look stupid, this is it. If it's a fact it's a fact. Undeniable truth. You cannot deny a fact. To deny something you know to be fact isn't logical.

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El Capitano · June 2007

Damm, that's far too <s>filasofical</s> <s>philasofikal</s> <s>philasophykal</s> clever to this time of day....[:D]

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Jon · June 2007

philosophical*

Mine, whilst having a new bin delivered at work was: "Is it full?" "No, sir, it's new..."

Ben · June 2007

One of my mates Suzie said to me the other day "I hate pidgeons.....they're just like rats with tails"

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dogtanian · June 2007

"With respect..."

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Fantastic Mr Fox · June 2007

Some of the best things in life are free.

Yeah? Well so are some of the worst, and I don't see anyone throwing a party when they get cancer.

(I Taxed that off a website)

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Mike Skinner · June 2007

Black or White coffee sir?

White please

Sorry, but we only have black coffee and milk..

I actually managed that unintentionally (me being the server). It had been a long day..

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UH DH · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Mike Skinner

Black or White coffee sir?

White please

Sorry, but we only have black coffee and milk..

I actually managed that unintentionally (me being the server). It had been a long day..
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I actually told a customer to piss off because he wanted a black coffee with milk in it. HOW CAN IT BE A BLACK COFFEE IF IT CONTAINS MILK YOU RETARD?!?

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mr pie man 2 · June 2007

Do a really nasty sh<s></s>it in it?

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thingummijigger · June 2007

hahha, i hate it when my mum say, ' you just cant have your cake and eat it' WTF thats exactly what a cakes for [:O]

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doug · June 2007

when people say something wrong then say "same difference"
WTF does that mean

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Matt · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by UH DH

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Mike Skinner

Black or White coffee sir?

White please

Sorry, but we only have black coffee and milk..

I actually managed that unintentionally (me being the server). It had been a long day..
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I actually told a customer to piss off because he wanted a black coffee with milk in it. HOW CAN IT BE A BLACK COFFEE IF IT CONTAINS MILK YOU RETARD?!?

You are made of LACK and FAIL

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++kschhh-schhh++ Madeline, I AM your father ++kschhh-schhh++<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">
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Big Red S · June 2007

"Just because XXXX doesn't mean YYYY" irritates the fck out me because it doesn't actually make sense.

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hazzahulme · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by thingummijigger

hahha, i hate it when my mum say, ' you just cant have your cake and eat it' WTF thats exactly what a cakes for [:O]
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The phrase is actually "You can't have your cake and eat it too". The message makes perfect sense if you aren't a tard.

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Oldmacdonald

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Big Red S · June 2007

And, for what it's worth, I think that "I deny the fact" works when you take the meaning of deny as the antonym of confirm (which is fairly common usage, though so is my irritation above).

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Tartanyak · June 2007

That's why they invented two cakes...

And differences can be the same!

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thingummijigger · June 2007

wtf hazz, what else are cakes for?

if i had a cake, id eat it. i really dont understand the phrase

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Mike Skinner · June 2007

you can't have your cake and eat it too.

if you eat the cake, you no longer have it.
if you keep the cake you can't eat it.

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hazzahulme · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by thingummijigger

if i had a cake, id eat it. i really dont understand the phrase

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and then you'd no longer have your cake

hence, you can't have your cake and eat it too

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John · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by thingummijigger

wtf hazz, what else are cakes for?

if i had a cake, id eat it. i really dont understand the phrase

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If you cant understand a simple phrase Im conviscating your cake.

*Takes cake and throws in bin*

havent fallen off,
im just having a rest

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shadow_ops · June 2007

john, try confiscating

a little bit of pain never hurt anyone

Anonymous · June 2007

Never look a gift horse in the mouth.
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why? what would it do? (I'm guessing that a gift horse is some kind of model horse, or a toy or something)

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Crazy Dave C · June 2007

I hate it when people spell pigeon with a d in it.

tom_j · June 2007

'don't teach your grandmother to suck eggs'

you know, it's a good job you just said that!!

davesnothere · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by yeehaamcgee

Never look a gift horse in the mouth.

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you can tell a horse's age (and therefore value) easily by looking at it's teeth

BUT...

if someone gave you a horse, then it would be rude to immediately check, how old it was (i.e. what it's worth)

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Matt · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by tom_j

'don't teach Chris to suck cock'

you know, it's a good job you just said that!!
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minimole · June 2007

"No offence but..."

You know your about to be ripped once you hear that...

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