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mr pie man 2 · June 2007

If you did a absoloutly giagantic sh<s></s>it (Floater) that would not flush would you:

a) Smother it in toilet paper and keep trying, it'll go down eventually.
b) Take pi<s></s>ss on it to help it down.
c) Poke it down.
d) Leave it for someone else.
e) Make a sandwich with it for an afternoon snack.

Well?

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whyamihere · June 2007

Poke it down.

miggillicuddy · June 2007

a)

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tom_majski · June 2007

floater or bottom feeder?

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DahnHilla · June 2007

e) Make a sandwich with it.

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xc-andy · June 2007

fish it out, put it in the sink, pour bleach all over it.
Then mince it up between your fists, and gradually push the bits down the plughole with your fingertips.
TA-DA !!! [;)]

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robb_o · June 2007

Who's toilet are we using here?

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Ben1234 · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by XC-Andy

fish it out, put it in the sink, pour bleach all over it.
Then mince it up between your fists, and gradually push the bits in my mouth with my fingertips.
TA-DA !!! [;)]

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ben.m · June 2007

b)

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thingummijigger · June 2007

put it in the neighbours bin

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Marshall · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by mr pie man 2

Royal Doulton standard sort of flush jobbie.

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Slow this morning? I think he means is it your toilet or someone elses.....

EDIT:oh, and for the record if it is a gigantic shit then personally I'd leave it, that way the next person to use the toilet can admire the sheer giganticness of it too.

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Ben1234 · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by DahnHilla

e) Make a sandwich with it.

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<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by whyamihere

Then Eat it.
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mr pie man 2 · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Marshall

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by mr pie man 2

Royal Doulton standard sort of flush jobbie.

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Slow this morning? I think he means is it your toilet or someone elses.....

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Oh, a hypothetical toilet. Not mine.[;)]

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robb_o · June 2007

No, I mean... is it a public toilet? Your own toilet? Or a friends/families toilet?

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whyamihere · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Ben1234

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by DahnHilla

e) Make a sandwich with it.

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<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by whyamihere

Then Eat it.
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mr pie man 2 · June 2007

Who evers, make you're own mind up. Probably not your's though.

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Ben1234 · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by robb_o

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wtf? drive a bike?

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mr pie man 2 · June 2007

So he is not the pretend whatever anymore?

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thingummijigger · June 2007

hahaha, ben made me lol.

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robb_o · June 2007

It was something some foriegn(sp?) blokey posted in general at some point.
I found it funny for some reason.

And yeah I was the pretend girlfriend boy mk.2

:-p

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Anonymous · June 2007

If it's your own toilet, then presumable, you'll know where to find a bucket, or something similar around the house/flat.
Fill the bucket with water, and dump it all down the toilet in one go, effectively creating an uber-flush. I've never seen a giant poo withstand that kind of watery onslaught yet.
No need to faff around with other ideas, this always works.
<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by mr pie man 2

If you did a absoloutly giagantic sh<s></s>it (Floater) that would not flush would you:

a) Smother it in toilet paper and keep trying, it'll go down eventually.
b) Take pi<s></s>ss on it to help it down.
c) Poke it down.
d) Leave it for someone else.
e) Make a sandwich with it for an afternoon snack.

Well?

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rubber side up · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by robb_o

It was something some foriegn(sp?) blokey posted in general at some point.
I found it funny for some reason.

And yeah I was the pretend girlfriend boy mk.2

:-p

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Your mother must be so proud

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Something round here tastes bad. Could be plain old bad taste.
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mr pie man 2 · June 2007

Kill joy

EDIT: Not you.

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