Imagine this situation

DahnHilla

You go to a bar/pub/club and see a hottie. You go up to her and you pull.
You take her back to yours and take her to bed, you work your way south and she's packing meat!
It's a chick with a dog lover!
It's a minger with a swinger!
It's a slag with a bag!
It's a slut with some nuts!
It's a mong with a schlong!
What do you do?


a)Punch her/him/it, kick it out and cry yourself to sleep.
b)Remove it's schlong screaming 'You're not allowed one of these!, kick it out and cry yourself to sleep. (and maybe keep the wang in a jar by your bed)
c)Take her/him/it analy and ignore the meat and hope it doesn't slap against your leg
d)Let her/him/it shag your ring
e)other

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whyamihere

e. Talk them through a Linux installation and make them run away.

John

e. Destroy all evidence and try carry on with life as normal.

havent fallen off,
im just having a rest

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Kitty

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by whyamihere</i>

e. Talk them through a Linux installation and make them run away.
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You go out trying to pull another girl?

Isn't my schlong enough for you?

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whyamihere

I'm hopelessly addicted to co<u></u>ck. [:(]

Kitty

I know baby, it's ok.

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scgt

just pretend its not there and deal with it the morning

Matt

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Chaparral

Jonny

f. DO A BARREL ROLL

JammyH

e - Do a Begbie.

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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by DJIP</i>

Your bike reminds me of a Praying Mantis.
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I brake for Scholars, Priests and no apparent reason.

Kitty

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Matt</i>

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You spurt as soon as you saw it, we all know you would.

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JammyH

Is this a situation your 'friend' has recently got themselves into? [;)]

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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by DJIP</i>

Your bike reminds me of a Praying Mantis.
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I brake for Scholars, Priests and no apparent reason.

DahnHilla

Nope, just a weird convo that came up at work yesterday.

I've got another one that's pretty horrific as well, but I'm gonna post that one tomorrow.

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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by DahnHilla</i>

Nope, just a weird convo that came up at work yesterday.

I've got another one that's pretty horrific as well, but I'm gonna post that one tomorrow.

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Dont worry, I know, its ok [:)]

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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by DJIP</i>

Your bike reminds me of a Praying Mantis.
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I brake for Scholars, Priests and no apparent reason.