I am going to hell...

TE · June 2007

Driving home the other night, 11pm ish, what did trot out into the road into the dazzling beam of my Landrover and under the vast rubber masses that are my wheels? *bump...bump*
A ginger cat, someones very own pussy, probably on its way home for a saucer of warm milk bless it.

Woe was I.[:(] Felt well harsh!

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euan_333 · June 2007

Pussy really shouldn't be filtered.

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tom_majski · June 2007

after reading "'im going to hell"

i expected you to say something involving rohypnol and a parapalegic 7 year old albino boy

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TE · June 2007

I suppose id have felt worse if it wasnt ginger...[}:)][^]

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Matt · June 2007

I was hoping for moar rape. You phayul, Tom.

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Stinkyboy · June 2007

piss off!!! that a cat and a badger you've clamined now, christ tom you could at least run over something productive like a group of chavs or a few old people

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DahnHilla · June 2007

*raep

You should have reveresed over it to check if it was okay.

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TE · June 2007

I didnt even stop! I R teh devil!!1

Lee, i was hoping you'd read that! [;)]

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blacksun · June 2007

It was only a cat. They're shit pets anyway, so no great loss.

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Stinkyboy · June 2007

lol, yeah cats are pretty rubish, doesnt make you not go to hell though, hahaha

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DJIP · June 2007

My dad runs over things all the time. He's even killed a dog. When he kills birds and squirrels, he puts them on walls and tries to make them look still alive.

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TE · June 2007

Yeah i hate cats too, but its still someones (probably) dearly loved pet. Some people love their cats in the same way that you might love your dog, and id be absolutley gutted if the same happened to my dog.
Thats why i feel harsh. It was nowhere near as comedic as the Badger incident...

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John · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by DJIP

My dad runs over things all the time. He's even killed a dog. When he kills birds and squirrels, he puts them on walls and tries to make them look still alive.
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Thats amazing [:D]

havent fallen off,
im just having a rest

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UH DH · June 2007

I actually ran down a bird yesterday. Small one flying sedately down the road at about radiator height, same direction I was going but slower. Had to pick it out of the grille.

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mr pie man 2 · June 2007

You should of picked it up for a harty late night snacket.

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Mike Skinner · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by DJIP

My dad runs over things all the time. He's even killed a dog. When he kills birds and squirrels, he puts them on walls and tries to make them look still alive.

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Can I have your Dads name and address please, Im going to report him to someone with a big club and somre moral fibre.

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-C- · June 2007

I hit a suicidal squirrel the other day at about 70mph.

He dived out of the way of another car, and into the bumper of mine.

It was quite amusing as he 'bounced' quite a long way, as I imagine you would if you were hit at 70mph.

I noticed when I drove along later that day that someone had kindly flattened him into the road for good measure.

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Lee_erm · June 2007

My car ate some crappy bird thing last week, the blood is still splattered across the front of the car. Thing put a crack in my number plate though[:(!]

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farm boy · June 2007

I hit a badger the other day good job i have a metal front end

absolutely flattened it, bloody things!

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smileydan05 · June 2007

I felt bad once after hitting a bird [:(]

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rubber side up · June 2007

I Hit a pidgeon on my bike once. Stupid thing flew straight into the wheel then under the rear tyre.

I definitely did NOT turn around and run the f*cker over again though.

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DahnHilla · June 2007

I managed to hit a pheasent about 6am on my bike as well.
I assumed that the creature would move out my way, obviously it's not that smart.

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mr pie man 2 · June 2007

Maybe it was trying to be a hard nut.

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