think of a random story

burnie_17_xXx · June 2007

...well, as the title says.
i have to present a storyboard in media class, i have to totally make it up, but as long as it has something to do with crime drama. any random ideas...? [:(]

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Fantastic Mr Fox · June 2007

Scene 1 - Man dies, you see man die and the outline of killer

Scene 2 - Some bad ass detective is on the case

Scene 3 - Evidence is all aimed at one evil/weird stereotype guy.

Scene 4 - Twist, its actually the nice person you least expected.

<hr noshade size="1"><center> "Boggis and Bunce and Bean. One fat, one short, one lean. These horrible crooks. So different in looks. Were none the less equally mean."</center>

homers_double · June 2007

Girl. Young. Goes on internet. Gives out address. Meets 40 year old. Gets a good raping. Gets pregnant. Baby is born with more limbs than it should have. Girl commits suicide. Baby has operation. Grows up. Murders its rapist father. Commits suicide. Everyone's a winner.

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burnie_17_xXx · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Fantastic Mr Fox

Scene 1 - Man dies, you see man die and the outline of killer

Scene 2 - Some bad ass detective is on the case

Scene 3 - Evidence is all aimed at one evil/weird stereotype guy.

Scene 4 - Twist, its actually the nice person you least expected.

<hr noshade size="1"><center> "Boggis and Bunce and Bean. One fat, one short, one lean. These horrible crooks. So different in looks. Were none the less equally mean."</center>
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ooooooh

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stick · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by burnie_17_xXx

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Fantastic Mr Fox

Scene 1 - Man dies, you see man die and the outline of killer

Scene 2 - Some bad ass detective is on the case

Scene 3 - Evidence is all aimed at one evil/weird stereotype guy.

Scene 4 - Twist, its actually the nice person you least expected.

<hr noshade size="1"><center> "Boggis and Bunce and Bean. One fat, one short, one lean. These horrible crooks. So different in looks. Were none the less equally mean."</center>
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ooooooh

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old....

Whats 12ft long?black and and has four people astride it?

Fantastic Mr Fox · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by stick

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by burnie_17_xXx

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Fantastic Mr Fox

Scene 1 - Man dies, you see man die and the outline of killer

Scene 2 - Some bad ass detective is on the case

Scene 3 - Evidence is all aimed at one evil/weird stereotype guy.

Scene 4 - Twist, its actually the nice person you least expected.

<hr noshade size="1"><center> "Boggis and Bunce and Bean. One fat, one short, one lean. These horrible crooks. So different in looks. Were none the less equally mean."</center>
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ooooooh

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old....

Whats 12ft long?black and and has four people astride it? 
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Urrm, well its the formula for just about every crime film/TV series ever made. I was joking, of coarse.

<hr noshade size="1"><center> "Boggis and Bunce and Bean. One fat, one short, one lean. These horrible crooks. So different in looks. Were none the less equally mean."</center>

Matt · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by homers double

Girl. Young. Goes on internet. Gives out address. Meets 40 year old. Gets a good raping. Gets pregnant. Baby is born with more limbs than it should have. Girl commits suicide. Baby has operation. Grows up. Murders its rapist father. Commits suicide. Everyone's a winner.

<center>When God created mountains he meant them for climbing, not to be used as glorified toboggan runs.</center>
<center> Riding for Team Cake in 2007</center>

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Change 40 to 30 and I think you might be on to something there, Rich. [;)]

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TSawyer · June 2007

A very clever fox lives in a hole. It needs a funny, alliterative name. To survive it steals food from neighbouring farms ,whose owners have funny, alliterative names which will lighten the mood. The fox steals food, farmers have enough and try and catch the fox. The fox gets all his animal friends together and tricks the farmers, stealing food form the farms by using tunnels. The farmers vow not to go home till they catch the fox and stay there for a long time.

There you go, entirely orignal.
[}:)]

EDIT: FFS thats not a crime drama. Learning to read posts fully before replying FTW

Disclaimer: Possibly not an original idea

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tom_majski · June 2007

there once was a cu<s></s>nt, and a di<s></s>ck went in it and made cummage. then there were some german people that were there aswel, but they left after the do

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by EvilAlex

Clearly they all were raped by hordes of capitalist, communist, black Jewish liberals with excellent dance moves and gigantic penises.
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Fantastic Mr Fox · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by TSawyer

A very clever fox lives in a hole. It needs a funny, alliterative name. To survive it steals food from neighbouring farms ,whose owners have funny, alliterative names which will lighten the mood. The fox steals food, farmers have enough and try and catch the fox. The fox gets all his animal friends together and tricks the farmers, stealing food form the farms by using tunnels. The farmers vow not to go home till they catch the fox and stay there for a long time.

There you go, entirely orignal.
[}:)]

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I fu<s></s>cking love it, what's it called?

<hr noshade size="1"><center> "Boggis and Bunce and Bean. One fat, one short, one lean. These horrible crooks. So different in looks. Were none the less equally mean."</center>

TSawyer · June 2007

I don't know. Was thinking of something like

The Clever Fox Who Managed To Outwit The Cruel Farm Owners With A Little Help From His Animal Friends.

Needs something more snappy IMO.

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DahnHilla · June 2007

That book is evil.
Clearly the farmers were just trying to protect their investment by killing the vermin, and yet the fox is portrayed as a hero.

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Fantastic Mr Fox · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by DahnHilla

That book is evil.
Clearly the farmers were just trying to protect their investment by killing the vermin, and yet the fox is portrayed as a hero.
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You racist pig.

<hr noshade size="1"><center> "Boggis and Bunce and Bean. One fat, one short, one lean. These horrible crooks. So different in looks. Were none the less equally mean."</center>

TE · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by homers double

Girl. Young. Fatherless. Goes on internet. Gives out address. Meets 40 year old. Gets a good raping. Gets pregnant. Baby is born with more limbs than it should have. Girl commits suicide. Baby grows up. Finds out that it Father is also its mothers long lost father, hence it having odd limbs. Murders its rapist father/grandfather. Commits suicide. Everyone's a winner.

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A better version IMO.

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TSawyer · June 2007

Ah but the farmers aren't very nice.

And its a childrens book.
Would you prefer:
"And so the fox was shot in the face and eaten by rabid, crazed dogs"?

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SJ · June 2007

Or, how about you do your own homework.

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Oh, and TBH, SJ is a much better stalker than you.....
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TSawyer · June 2007

Fair point.

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think of a random story

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