My first skydive

PhatPig
PhatPig Posts: 69
edited June 2007 in The Crudcatcher
We got into what looked like the most dodgy plane ever made with no seats - that was an experience in itself. It just seemed to be falling apart, all the signage was in russian & everything shook & rattled (they did have a rather good collection of porn onboard but that's another story).

From take-off it took us about 15-20 mins to get to the jump altitude of 13000 feet at which point one of the guys opened the plane door. Enter wind, more wind & some more wind still thrown in for good measure - so much so that it is impossible to be heard without screaming at the top of your lungs. This was kinda the point where everything hit home & the realisation that I'm about to be pushed out of a working aeroplane kicked in. Heart rate doubles instantly.

Skip a few mins whilst me & the instructor watch the guys in front of us jumping & then it's my turn. Combine the most extreme terror with the most extreme excitement & you'll be close to what I'm feeling at this point.

We jump

For the smallest fraction of a second I have a horrible plummetting sensation as the plane falls away upwards which turned into surreal floaty experience instantly - we are actually travelling in excess of 120mph straight down at this point but it just doesn't feel like it.

45 seconds later we're at the canopy altitude of 5000ft, just to reiterate we fell 8000 feet in 45 seconds!!

The instructor pulls the cord - whiplash alongside the one sound you just do not want to hear in this situation - RRRRIIIIPPP my heart leaves my chest via my mouth.

A hasty look upwards & all is good once more i.e the canopy still in one piece. The instructor assures me that this is a perfectly normal noise & there is really nothing at all to worry about.

We are surrounded by the silence of the dead. It is 2pm but there is not a sound to be heard apart from a slight flapping of the parachute & lines & the occasional word from Andy (the instructor). This continues for about 4-4.5 minutes & is accompanied by such an awesome feeling of tranquility while we are just slowly floating down to earth.

It's an extremely smooth landing on my butt.

I am un-clipped from Andy. We stand, shake hands, I thank him for saving my life & then go & collapse in one very happy lump back with the rest of our party.

What a day!!

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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    It is just amazing after it all calms down from the 'chute been deployed.
    The first solo one is the scariest though.

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  • Id love to do one, not sure if id have the balls though.

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  • homers_double
    homers_double Posts: 8,280
    I have got to book one of those.

    Then I can progress to B.A.S.E

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    homers_double Posts: 8,280
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by homers double</i>

    I have got to book one of those.

    Then I can progress to B.A.S.E

    edit:- damn, a quick google reveals a 15st weight limit for men.

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    rubber side up Posts: 2,150
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by homers double</i>

    I have got to book one of those.

    Then I can progress to S.P.L.A.T.S

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    Sh*t parachute! Left it at train station! [:D]

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  • Matt
    Matt Posts: 5,288
    I'd love to skydive.

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  • scgt
    scgt Posts: 173
    skydiving is awesome, especially the ecenery below you is nice. id love to do it again