"Hello...

Alex

<i>I'm just ringing to see if you've got any cleaning vacancies at the moment"</i>

"Two moments...

...Sorry, our current cleaner is looking a bit vacant, but I'm assured that she always looks like that. Is there anything else i can help you with?"

<i>"No, thanks for your time, bye"</i>

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homers_double

[:D]

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DJIP

LIES!

<b>Winner of the "Most likely to be rohypnoled by another forumite" award</b>

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DirtJumper3200

Lol [:D]

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homers_double

Damn my lack of power.

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Alex

Working reception makes alex a bored boy.

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Simonb256

I need to try that with recruitment people.
I have a few minions that are always vacant.

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