The word 'f*ck'

Fantastic Mr Fox · June 2007

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today, is the word fu<s></s>ck. Of all the English words beginning with f, fu<s></s>ck is the single one referred to as the "f-word". It's the one magical word. Just by it's sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fu<s></s>ck, as most of the other words in English, has arrived from Germany. Fu<s></s>ck from German's "fliechen" which mean to strike. In English, fu<s></s>ck folds into many grammatical categories. As a transital verb for instance, "John fu<s></s>cked Shirley". As an intransitive verb; "Shirley fu<s></s>cks". It's meaning is not always sexual, it can be used as an adjective such as; John's doing all the fu<s></s>cking work. As part of an adverb; "Shirley talks too fu<s></s>cking much", as an adverb enhancing an adjective; Shirley is fu<s></s>cking beautiful. As a noun; "I don't give a fu<s></s>ck". As part of a word: "abso-fu<s></s>cking-lutely" or "in-fu<s></s>cking-credible". Or as almost every word in a sentence: "fu<s></s>ck the fu<s></s>cking fu<s></s>ckers!". As you must realize, there aren't many words with the versitility such as the word fu<s></s>ck,as in these examples used as the following words;
- fraud: "I got fu<s></s>cked"
- trouble: "I guess I'm really fu<s></s>cked now"
- dismay: "Oh, fu<s></s>ck it!"
- aggresion: "don't fu<s></s>ck with me, buddy!"
- difficulty: "I don't understand this fu<s></s>cking question"
- inquery: "who the fu<s></s>ck was that?"
- dissatisfaction: "I don't like what the fu<s></s>ck is going on here"
- incompetence: "he's a fu<s></s>ck-off!"
- dismissal: "why don't you go outside and fu<s></s>ck yourself?"

I'm sure you can think of many more examples.
With all these multipurpoused applications, how can anyone be offended when you use the word?
Use this unique, flexibel word more often in your daily speech. It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly:
Fu<s></s>ck you.

Its got to be old, but I only read it the other day, and thought it was hilarious.

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Mike Deere · June 2007

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stick · June 2007

that must have taken you ages to go through and get past the filter for every fuck

Whats 12ft long?black and and has four people astride it?

Fantastic Mr Fox · June 2007

Lol, Not really I just copied [ s ] [ / s ] and pasted it between them all. 2 minutes maximum.

<hr noshade size="1"><center> "Boggis and Bunce and Bean. One fat, one short, one lean. These horrible crooks. So different in looks. Were none the less equally mean."</center>

dansweet123 · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Fantastic Mr Fox

Lol, Not really I just copied [ s ] [ / s ] and pasted it between them all. 2 minutes maximum.

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ssssh dont tell the n00bs!

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The word 'f*ck'

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