This IS probably racist.......

El Capitano · June 2007

..But it's rather funny:

Dating Different Women:

WHITE WOMEN
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second Date: Yo u get to grope all over and make out .
Third Date: You get to have sex, but only in the missionary position.

IRISH WOMEN
First date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

ITALIAN WOMEN
First date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti and meatballs.
Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you and insist on a 3-carat ring. 5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together and hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.

JEWISH WOMEN
First date: You get dynamite head.
Second Date: You get more great head.
Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.

CHINESE WOMEN
First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner, but nothing happens.
Second Date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
Third Date: You don't even get to the third date and you already realized nothing is going to happen.

INDIAN WOMEN
First date: Meet her parents.
Second Date: Set the date of the wedding.
Third Date: Wedding night.

BLACK WOMEN
First date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.(Or a cell phone)
Second Date: You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date: You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you .

MEXICAN WOMEN
First date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later ~ her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of y our life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Rio Grande.

The Point - Don't you just love Irish Women!

[:D]

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Tom · June 2007

the blacks one is the ebst

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JammyH · June 2007

James x
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me_groovy · June 2007

this is why you're forum legend

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as i washed my nutsack with my soapy cloth i couldn't help but release a slight "Yaaaaarrrgh"...
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ddoogie · June 2007

I fancy a Mexican* now.

*meal

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jamieayres · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Tom

the blacks one is the ebst
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2nded

abul · June 2007

3rded

i used to have a sig [;)]

Gingersaurus · June 2007

The Mexican one made me chuckle.

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RobA · June 2007

I like the Irish one.

Alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of lifes problems!

Jonny · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by El Capitano

BLACK WOMEN
First date: Kentucky Fried Chicken
Second Date: Watermelon
Third Date: Watch American History X
Tenth Date: Steals your bike
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Fulltime Slacker · June 2007

The indian one made me laugh. As usual

My Bikes innit
My space innit

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360 · June 2007

Jewish girls have a reputation for giving good head? well you learn something new everyday.

"I stepped on something soft and wobbly, struck a match and found it was a dead chinaman"

P.s Im not doing that again.

Big Red S · June 2007

*vows to go to synagogue more often*

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