I just found out

DJIP · June 2007

That someone at work used to get beaten by her ex finace. He also tried to kill her once.

Kinda made me think "silly men!"

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Alex · June 2007

Men aren't naturally violent. They're driven there by women.

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DJIP · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Alex

Men aren't naturally violent. They're driven there by women.

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I can't believe you honestly think that!

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me_groovy · June 2007

what do you mean think? it's a fact!

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homers_double · June 2007

Its true, men are placid creatures who dont have hormones running their brains.

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Shadow_Conspiracy · June 2007

If there were no women in the world, Al Qaeda wouldn't even exist, and there would be no war in Iraq.

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homers_double · June 2007

Neither would you.

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Sam B256 · June 2007

That is so untrue! I have proof but i am not diclosing it for all you to laugh at it.

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fozzybear · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by DJIP

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Alex

Men aren't naturally violent. They're driven there by women.

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I can't believe you honestly think that!

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ER
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/4253849.stm

i rest my case!!!!

John · June 2007

To Heather that sort of behaviour is normal [:p]

havent fallen off,
im just having a rest

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fozzybear · June 2007

**WORRIED**
must be a northern thing..

JammyH · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by fozzybear

**WORRIED**
must be a northern thing..
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Nah, just a Heather thing.

James x
<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by DJIP

Your bike reminds me of a Praying Mantis.
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I brake for Scholars, Priests and no apparent reason.

TE · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by DJIP

I just found out

I R TEH PREGG0RZ<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

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fozzybear · June 2007

note to self never say no to a girl from "Liverpool" when she ask for sex.... [:)]

like i'm EVER likely to encounter that situation....hehe

JammyH · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by fozzybear

note to self never say no to a girl from "Liverpool" when she ask for sex.... [:)]

like i'm EVER likely to encounter that situation....hehe
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wel elo dere, i r ht grl fm lvpol, asl

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<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by DJIP

Your bike reminds me of a Praying Mantis.
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I brake for Scholars, Priests and no apparent reason.

John · June 2007

I dare you accuse her of being from Liverpool again [:D] I would definately be needing popcorn.

havent fallen off,
im just having a rest

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mmm_pie · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by fozzybear

note to self never say no to a girl from "Liverpool" when she ask for sex.... [:)]

like i'm EVER likely to encounter that situation....hehe
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You'll get AIDS.

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fozzybear · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by John

I dare you accuse her of being from Liverpool again [:D] I would definately be needing popcorn.

havent fallen off,
im just having a rest

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wooooooowww i meant the testical removing women....

konaguy49 · June 2007

its not just men that are violent, women can be too. and furthermore, not all men are violent

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homers_double · June 2007

Exactly, I'm feeling quite chilled at the moment. God loves 1664!

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DJIP · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by JammyH

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by fozzybear

**WORRIED**
must be a northern thing..
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Nah, just a Heather thing.

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Do I know you?

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Fantastic Mr Fox · June 2007

Domestic violence is shocking. I watched a programme about women who beat up there husbands once, and its largely ignored by the Police, even if its reported. Most men don't report it though, because they feel to emasculated.

This one guy was asleep, and woke up to his wife smashing him in the balls with a hammer, he had to go to hospital, and took her to court but she was found innocent. Its a joke.

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JammyH · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by DJIP

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by JammyH

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by fozzybear

**WORRIED**
must be a northern thing..
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Nah, just a Heather thing.

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Do I know you?

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No, Im making comments which may or may not be true over the intarwebz. Just like everyone else.

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<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by DJIP

Your bike reminds me of a Praying Mantis.
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I brake for Scholars, Priests and no apparent reason.

Matt · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Fantastic Mr Fox

Domestic violence is shocking. I watched a programme about women who beat up there husbands once, and its largely ignored by the Police, even if its reported. Most men don't report it though, because they feel to emasculated.

This one guy was asleep, and woke up to his wife smashing him in the balls with a hammer, he had to go to hospital, and took her to court but she was found innocent. Its a joke.

<hr noshade size="1"><center>I'd rather not.</center>
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This scares me. I'm sticking with men.

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mrblonde · June 2007

men are simple folk, we think of only two things, sex and food, if you see a bloke without a hardon then make him a sandwich. We are placid creatures and as alex said, it is women that drive us to violence. How often do blokes fight purely out of the need to fight? Very rarely, more often than not its either through an argument over a woman or because a woman has done something to get on our nerves!

The classic example being "oy, are you looking at my *feel free to add any term for split arse you see fit*?" And so it begins...

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sjdrifnfo · June 2007

Although there is a DNA mutation that can happen which gives men an extra male sex chromosome ( ie XYY )
This often leads to the guy becoming a psychotic maniac. Or at least gives them more testosterone. Quite rare though...

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by homers double

No you didn't, you lie, exaggerate and bullsh<s></s>it you way through life to try and feed your ego, which quite frankly is the size of a deflated cum catcher on the end of a midgets condom.
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mrblonde · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by sjdrifnfo

Although there is a DNA mutation that can happen which gives men an extra male sex chromosome ( ie XYY )
This often leads to the guy becoming a psychotic maniac. Or at least gives them more testosterone. Quite rare though...

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by homers double

No you didn't, you lie, exaggerate and bullsh<s></s>it you way through life to try and feed your ego, which quite frankly is the size of a deflated cum catcher on the end of a midgets condom.
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El Capitano · June 2007

Men aren't violent at all. I had a similar discussion with my psyciatrist last week. Just before that awful accident with the meat cleaver, his head and the mincing machine.....

Home made burger anyone? [:p]

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UH DH · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by JammyH

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by fozzybear

**WORRIED**
must be a northern thing..
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Nah, just a Heather thong.<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote">

You are made of LACK and FAIL

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John · June 2007

I saw that, You nearly did a FAIL [;)]

havent fallen off,
im just having a rest

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UH DH · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by John

I saw that, You nearly did a FAIL [;)]
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It was being an arse.

You are made of LACK and FAIL

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<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by the abductor
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