I have an interview

sjdrifnfo · June 2007

with homebase in 1 hour 15 mins.
Im shitting myself....
It's a half hour interview one on one, and then a group thing.
I'm quite worries about the interview, as Im rubbish at answering q's about myself.
Any last minute tips?

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by homers double

No you didn't, you lie, exaggerate and bullsh<s></s>it you way through life to try and feed your ego, which quite frankly is the size of a deflated cum catcher on the end of a midgets condom.
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davesnothere · June 2007

imagine yourself naked

oh no, i may have got that wrong.... give it a go anyway

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It amuses me. You have a large smile. A dockworkers smile.
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rubber side up · June 2007

drink whiskey before hand. lots of it. it'll make you look cool [;)]

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JinjaNinja · June 2007

be cool, take your time when answering other wise you start sounding confused.

Interviews arn't to bad, but the first few are always nerve racking! Don't forget to big yourself up/toot your own horn(but not like that![:0])

<hr noshade size="1"><center>Originally posted by John

It'll be like being tw<s></s>ated in the face by the 60s.</center>

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Fantastic Mr Fox · June 2007

Its home base, as long as your not actually retarded the job is yours. Don't worry about it.

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Ben1234 · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by sjdrifnfo

with homebase in 1 hour 15 mins.
Im shitting myself....
It's a half hour session one on one, and then a quick group thing with the boss.

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by homers double

No you didn't, you lie, exaggerate and bullsh<s></s>it you way through life to try and feed your ego, which quite frankly is the size of a deflated cum catcher on the end of a midgets condom.
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ddoogie · June 2007

A wee dab o' speed is just the ticket.

Love trainspotting!

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me_groovy · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Fantastic Mr Fox

Its home base, as long as your not actually retarded the job is yours. Don't worry about it.
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exactly right

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as i washed my nutsack with my soapy cloth i couldn't help but release a slight "Yaaaaarrrgh"...
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JinjaNinja · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by ddoogie

A wee dab o' speed is just the ticket.

Love trainspotting!

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Pretty sure that was to avoid getting the job though!

<hr noshade size="1"><center>Originally posted by John

It'll be like being tw<s></s>ated in the face by the 60s.</center>

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ddoogie · June 2007

Nah, he was just nervous!

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cyclone · June 2007

INTERVIEWER

You seem eminently suited to this post but I wonder if you could
explain the gaps in your employment record?

RENTON

Yes, I can. The truth -- well, the truth is that I've had a
long-standing problem with heroin addiction. I've been know to
sniff it, smoke it, swallow it, stick it up my arse and inject it
into my veins. I've been trying to combat this addiction, but
unless you count social security scams and shoplifting, I haven't
had a regular job in years. I feel it's important to mention this.

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I used to be undecided but now I'm not so sure!?
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shadow_ops · June 2007

ill use these tips for mine on friday. mix of all sounds good to me

a little bit of pain never hurt anyone

JinjaNinja · June 2007

yeah, the whole idea was to not get the job, but he can carry on claiming job seekers from going to the interview and just being "unemployable"

<hr noshade size="1"><center>Originally posted by John

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