Anyone whos thinking about a carrer in an office..

JinjaNinja
JinjaNinja Posts: 1,033
edited June 2007 in The Crudcatcher
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Twice

<hr noshade size="1"><font size="1"><font color="green"><center><i>Originally posted by John</i>

It'll be like being tw<s></s>ated in the face by the 60s.</center>
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  • rubber side up
    rubber side up Posts: 2,150
    I feel like that some days.

    <hr noshade size="1"><center><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by EvilAlex</i>

    Something round here tastes bad. Could be plain old bad taste.
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  • homers_double
    homers_double Posts: 8,279
    In the first one, the guy would be better calmly walking behind the thrower, and sliting his throat.

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  • rubber side up
    rubber side up Posts: 2,150
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by homers double</i>

    In the first one, the guy would be better calmly walking behind the thrower, and sliting his throat.

    <b><font size="1"><center><font color="red">When God created mountains he meant them for climbing, not to be used as glorified toboggan runs.</font id="red"></center>
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    Nah, i thought bashing him over the head with the guys keyboard was much more amusing.

    Thing i can't believe is that the others just carried on as if nothing happened. almost like it happens on a day to day basis [:D]

    <hr noshade size="1"><center><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by EvilAlex</i>

    Something round here tastes bad. Could be plain old bad taste.
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  • JinjaNinja
    JinjaNinja Posts: 1,033
    unfortunatly that was an advert i just found out (me fail[:(])
    But the other one HAD to be real, just look at all the reactions.


    <hr noshade size="1"><font size="1"><font color="green"><center><i>Originally posted by John</i>

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  • ddoogie
    ddoogie Posts: 4,159
    I love the guys that shout "LOL, FAKE!!111". Retards.

    I loved the second one. I have no idea what the hell he was doing!

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  • JinjaNinja
    JinjaNinja Posts: 1,033
    The printer was just prining messed up pages (looked like too much toner) So the guy took out the toner cartrage, shakes it and puts it back, a little on the forcful side, it explodes over him! Final straw!

    <hr noshade size="1"><font size="1"><font color="green"><center><i>Originally posted by John</i>

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  • Tom
    Tom Posts: 5,945
    so he tried to photocopy his monitor.

    loltastic

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  • JinjaNinja
    JinjaNinja Posts: 1,033
    Sh*t missed that bit... But yeah that is feecking brill.

    <hr noshade size="1"><font size="1"><font color="green"><center><i>Originally posted by John</i>

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  • DJIP
    DJIP Posts: 1,724
    *career.

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  • Simonb256
    Simonb256 Posts: 880
    Photocopying a monitor doesnt work IRL [:(]

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  • JinjaNinja
    JinjaNinja Posts: 1,033
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by DJIP</i>

    *career.

    <b>Winner of the "Most likely to be rohypnoled by another forumite" award</b>

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    OMG is it really? Well thats me with egg on my face.

    <hr noshade size="1"><font size="1"><font color="green"><center><i>Originally posted by John</i>

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  • jamieayres
    jamieayres Posts: 282
    ...how to deal with that annoying person in your office.