I have a little problem.

Lee_erm · June 2007

Maybe not something i should be sharing on the forum but i want as many opinions as possible.

Last night i made 'sexy time' with a girl i know.

I wake up this morning and there is a little spot at the base of my penis.
Any idea what it could be?
Should i wait to see if it goes away or go straight to the doctor?

It's pretty embarrasing.

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robb_o · June 2007

Pop it.

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rubber side up · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by robb_o

Lick it.

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JinjaNinja · June 2007

Is it all pussy?(puss-y)
Did you really want to refer to your penis as "a little problem"?
Ask the girl if she has genital warts... [?]

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DJIP · June 2007

Go to the doctors ASAP, just to be safe. Better that than your cock rots off.

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Tom · June 2007

slap her round the face with it.

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Lee_erm · June 2007

It isn't puss-y at all.
Maybe the 'little problem' was a stupid name.
She didn't have genital warts.

I think i will go to the docs. Just going to be all embarressed. I dont know how to approach the subject.

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Clous87 · June 2007

just whack your wang on the doctors table and go ...what on earth is this while pointing at the spot

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JinjaNinja · June 2007

If you end up with a female doctor, try not to get an erection in her face.

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flyingmonkeycorps · June 2007

Maybe she should be asking you if you have genital warts...

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shadow_ops · June 2007

ask for the fatest ugliest femal doctor to attend to you naked-that way there is no risk of gettin an erection in her face

a little bit of pain never hurt anyone

Alex · June 2007

Infections aren't that quick Liam. You have a spot. It means you need to spend more time washing your gonads. Grow the funk up.

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mr pie man 2 · June 2007

Errrmm....

Pixs?

Sorry. I'd go to the quack if I was you, just explain to them that you are a bit disturbed about the whole situation. They will understand.

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Anonymous · June 2007

Rather that than get an erection in a male doctor's face!!
<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by JinjaNinja

If you end up with a female doctor, try not to get an erection in her face.

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xc-andy · June 2007

a man goes to the doctors with a spot on his penis.
doctor takes a look and says " well, you're going to have to stop masturbating"
"why" says the man "is it causing my spots?"
"No" says the doctor "I'm trying to examine you and it's putting me off"

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mr pie man 2 · June 2007

Ask if he/she would kiss it better for you.

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Lee_erm · June 2007

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

HACKED[:(!]

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mr pie man 2 · June 2007

Erm, what?

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Alex · June 2007

Someone logged onto the college computer you're on at this minute with your password and posted that?

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mr pie man 2 · June 2007

Haha, obviously changed his mind about wanting advice.

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Lee_erm · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by Alex

Someone logged onto the college computer you're on at this minute with your password and posted that?
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I left the forum open on the task bar, tutour called me into the office, someone must have seen it, posted that. I did not post that.

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Tartanyak · June 2007

So, you don't have cockrot?

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JinjaNinja · June 2007

No, he does, just didn't want to tell us!

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homers_double · June 2007

A classic example of egg on face.

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Flurry · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by homers double

A classic example of genital warts on face.

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ddoogie · June 2007

Had to be fake. A forum member with a regular sex life. It aint happening.

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Anonymous · June 2007

Regular sex life?
I always have sex. From the moment I wake up, to the moment I fall asleep, and, as far as I know, during sleep, I am always male.
How can you not have a regular sex life? Does that mean you switch between being male and female?

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SJ · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by XCandy

a man goes to the doctors with a spot on his penis.
doctor takes a look and says " well, you're going to have to stop masturbating"
"why" says the man "is it causing my spots?"
"No" says the doctor "I'm trying to examine you and it's putting me off"
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That made me LOL! I hate working in an open plan office!!

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Oh, and TBH, SJ is a much better stalker than you.....
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homers_double · June 2007

<blockquote id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote">Originally posted by yeehaamcgee

Regular sex life?

My once every 2 months with "Lolita" is regular.
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Anonymous · June 2007

LOL

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