Im scared

jamiejim

The buyer of my camera is collecting it today and im home alone. Is he going to rape me?

Flurry

i am.

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[}:)]
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John

You would be dissapointed if he didnt.

havent fallen off,
im just having a rest

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me_groovy

just keep a kitchen knife behind the door

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as i washed my nutsack with my soapy cloth i couldn't help but release a slight "Yaaaaarrrgh"...
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jamiejim

I might set up some booby traps just in case, home alone stylee

Lee_erm

How old are you?


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John

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by jamiejim</i>

I might set up some booby traps just in case, home alone stylee cos I am 5.
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havent fallen off,
im just having a rest

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jamiejim

18

jamiejim

phew, he just came. No rape occured! He was fat though [:(]

Flurry

i'll be round later with the rape

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Og Monster

Your in denial...he raped you senseless [:)]

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jamiejim

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Flurry</i>

i'll be round later with the rape

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im looking foreward to it

Flurry

duh, in which case it isn't rape, at least act like you don't want it

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jamiejim

ok, I will try and look suprised

elmotheewokking

<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by jamiejim</i>

Phew, he just came in my arse. I said it was ok, so no rape occured! He was fat though [:(]
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at least it hasn't rashed like my groin.
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jamiejim

how did you know?

Flurry

telescope

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jamiejim

That must be one uber telescope

Flurry

no, i'm just across the road from you

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jamiejim

[:0]

But I suspect you are lying, I live in a field. There isnt a road near me [:p]

Flurry

s<b></b>hi<b></b>t, i've got the wrong house [:(]

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jamiejim

haha...I win [:)]

Flurry

not so fast, i'm almost there.

*sets up tripod*

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jamiejim

*Locks doors and closes curtains*

John

You stil have the wrong house, Some retards seting up a telescope oposite my window.

havent fallen off,
im just having a rest

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jamiejim

that Flurry aint too clever is he

Moriarti

thats me. what the hell are you doing with that parrott!

*quickly takes down tripod*

Im not Gangsta, I just leanthat way...

John

Parrot? erm....nothing.

havent fallen off,
im just having a rest

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Moriarti

lies dammit!

Im not Gangsta, I just leanthat way...

dogtanian

I'll paypal you œ10 if you put something about him being a dirty fat ba<b></b>s<b></b>tard in his Ebay feedback.

dogtanian

Also... I assume you remembered to delete all the naked pics?
At this very moment he might be using one hand to lift the fold of fat out of the way, and the other hand to upload them to the net while entertaining himself.

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