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Lee_erm
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There's been an armed robbery at the spar right near to my house, this is like the most exciting thing that's ever happened on this estate. I'm gonna go out now to spank up some black hoes, gangsta yo
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zomg! feds at the door
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<center><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by bEavoLa</i>
as i washed my nutsack with my soapy cloth i couldn't help but release a slight "Yaaaaarrrgh"...
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What he said ^
havent fallen off,
im just having a rest
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Dont be a menace to kendal when drinking your juices in the hood!
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Dont be a menace to kendal when drinking your juices in the hood!
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Someone knows his films[:)]
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There was an armed robbery at my local village shop last year, A cocaine factory was discovered 2 miles from my house 6 months ago and there was a bust on a grow room last month in a house bout a mile from me.
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There was an armed robbery last week at the post office in the village where i live. The Post Mistress (names Sandra) told the guy he wasnt getting any money so he fled.
How could you say that when someone has a gun at your head.
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What were they armed with?
Gun? Knife?
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about a year ago the mc donalds by my house was burnt down and when it was rebuilt and bunch of armed robbers toke every inside one hostage for about 10 minutes while they stole the money.He who fishes in another man\'s well often catches crab.0
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<b>about a year ago the mc donalds by my house was burnt down and when it was rebuilt</b> and bunch of armed robbers toke every inside one hostage for about 10 minutes while they stole the money.
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Can't help but feel that piece of info was a bit useless in tellign the story?
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well it was quite funny watching a mc donalds burn down because the big plastic ronald mc donald on the roof was one fire.
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Lee_erm</i>
There's been an armed robbery at the spar right near to my house, this is like the most exciting thing that's ever happened on this estate. I'm gonna go out now to spank up some black hoes, gangsta yo
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Did they steal any bikes or KFC?0 -
all the stuff i said happend in WALES not EnglandHe who fishes in another man\'s well often catches crab.0
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talking about mcdonalds, the manager in the one near me got stabbed by somebody who she fired. She died
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Someone knows his films[:)]
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Ben</i>
Ha!
England is way more exciting than here. Although one guy did get assaulted by Francois, the pig farmer, because he accused this guy of stealing a pig!
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Not much happens here either.
Sometimes the Chief Minister beats his wife and it's in the paper [there's only one newspaper on the island]... and sometimes people from St Ouen's Parish are caught in sex acts with animals... but apparently it's all the fault of the Portuguese.... and besides, a lot of it is made up.
How i miss the rush-hour stabbings and gun crime outside Lewisham station.
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Lee_erm</i>
There's been an armed robbery at the spar right near to my house, this is like the most <b>exciting thing that's ever happened on this estate.</b> I'm gonna go out now to spank up some black hoes, gangsta yo
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You poor sh<i></i><i></i>it.[:D]
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Something round here tastes bad. Could be plain old bad taste.
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Lee_erm</i>
innit
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two observations.
1) how the hell can anyone have a hope of hitting a target while holding a gun like that?
2) how long was it before his trousers fell down and he cracked his face open on the butt of his gun?
Not so Gangsta' now is he?
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Something round here tastes bad. Could be plain old bad taste.
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They don't aim, more pull the trigger and let the gun do all the work.
If someone gets hit its a bonus.
Everyone should try going to down town Thamesmead at night, now that is scary.
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FOOK, i was only there on friday liam,...thats totally mental! DO they know who it was??
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There was a guy shot dead outside our local KFC a couple of years ago. Meh, i still eat there...
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Why does it all happen at KFC.
A guy hung himself in the upstairs flat of my local one.
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at least it hasn't rashed like my groin.
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by elmotheewokking</i>
<b>Why does it all happen at KFC.</b>
A guy hung himself in the upstairs flat of my local one.
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It's where the meat comes from.
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TBH when you eat at KFC getting shot should be the least of your worries.
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There was a guy shot dead outside our local KFC a couple of years ago. Meh, I still ate him.
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havent fallen off,
im just having a rest
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