Brown or Pink?

Moriarti
Moriarti Posts: 610
edited June 2007 in The Crudcatcher
Had to be done

Disscuss

Im not Gangsta, I just leanthat way...
Im not Gangsta, I just leanthat way...
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  • jamiejim
    jamiejim Posts: 244
    pink...obviously!
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  • tom_majski
    tom_majski Posts: 432
    its all about fingerwork

    2 in the goo, one in the poo

    and if you use that method combined with the thumb up the bum technique you can carry them around like a bowling ball


    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by EvilAlex</i>

    Clearly they all were raped by hordes of capitalist, communist, black Jewish liberals with excellent dance moves and gigantic penises.
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  • jamiejim
    jamiejim Posts: 244
    far too much detail there
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  • ddoogie
    ddoogie Posts: 4,159
  • DJIP
    DJIP Posts: 1,724
    I always go for the brown, personally.

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  • jamiejim
    jamiejim Posts: 244
    you would
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  • Moriarti
    Moriarti Posts: 610
    thats because you are filthy [;)]

    Im not Gangsta, I just leanthat way...
    Im not Gangsta, I just leanthat way...
  • tom_majski
    tom_majski Posts: 432
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by DJIP</i>

    I love getting a huge slab of man meat right up my shi<s></s>tter

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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by EvilAlex</i>

    Clearly they all were raped by hordes of capitalist, communist, black Jewish liberals with excellent dance moves and gigantic penises.
    <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">

    myspack
  • Moriarti
    Moriarti Posts: 610
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by tom_majski</i>

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by DJIP</i>

    I love getting a huge slab of man meat right up my shi<s></s>tter

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    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by EvilAlex</i>

    Clearly they all were raped by hordes of capitalist, communist, black Jewish liberals with excellent dance moves and gigantic penises.
    <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">

    myspack
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    'cracked' me up!

    see what I did there....

    Im not Gangsta, I just leanthat way...
    Im not Gangsta, I just leanthat way...
  • DJIP
    DJIP Posts: 1,724
    I meant Mian's brown, he loves my bernard mathews!.

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  • Moriarti
    Moriarti Posts: 610
    you are a very dangerous lady....

    Im not Gangsta, I just leanthat way...
    Im not Gangsta, I just leanthat way...
  • JinjaNinja
    JinjaNinja Posts: 1,033
    Yeah, everyone knows Browns the new pink!

    <hr noshade size="1"><font size="1"><font color="green"><center><i>Originally posted by John</i>

    It'll be like being tw<s></s>ated in the face by the 60s.</center>
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  • rubber side up
    rubber side up Posts: 2,150
    [:o]

    <hr noshade size="1"><center><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by EvilAlex</i>

    Something round here tastes bad. Could be plain old bad taste.
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  • me_groovy
    me_groovy Posts: 2,877
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by DJIP</i>

    I meant Mian's brown, he loves my bernard mathews!.
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    yes mistress

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    as i washed my nutsack with my soapy cloth i couldn't help but release a slight "Yaaaaarrrgh"...
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  • Moriarti
    Moriarti Posts: 610
    Its a close one though

    Im not Gangsta, I just leanthat way...
    Im not Gangsta, I just leanthat way...
  • Mike Skinner
    Mike Skinner Posts: 9,657
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Moriarti</i>

    Its a close one though

    Im not Gangsta, I just leanthat way...
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    bout an inch and a half..

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  • Moriarti
    Moriarti Posts: 610
    lol boom boom!

    Im not Gangsta, I just leanthat way...
    Im not Gangsta, I just leanthat way...
  • jamiejim
    jamiejim Posts: 244
    rainbow kiss?
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  • kilogrammes
    kilogrammes Posts: 2,391
    I wonder why they call it a rainbow kiss when you only get red. Well spose you could also get yellow...........
    But even then you're still missing green, blue, orange, indego, violet.

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  • JammyH
    JammyH Posts: 929
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by kilogrammes</i>

    I wonder why they call it a rainbow kiss when you only get red. Well spose you could also get yellow...........
    But even then you're still missing green, blue, orange, indego, violet.

    <center><font size="1">I'm a muppet</font id="size1"></center>

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    S'pose it depends on how many drugs you were taking at the time...

    <font color="pink">James x</font id="pink">
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by DJIP</i>

    Your bike reminds me of a Praying Mantis.
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    I brake for Scholars, Priests and no apparent reason.
    <font color="pink">James x</font id="pink">
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by DJIP</i>

    Your bike reminds me of a Praying Mantis.
    <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">
    I brake for Scholars, Priests and no apparent reason.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Depends what she's caught.[:(]
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by kilogrammes</i>

    I wonder why they call it a rainbow kiss when you only get red. Well spose you could also get yellow...........
    But even then you're still missing green, blue, orange, indego, violet.

    <center><font size="1">I'm a muppet</font id="size1"></center>

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  • rubber side up
    rubber side up Posts: 2,150
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by yeehaamcgee</i>

    Depends how long she's been rotting [:p]
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by kilogrammes</i>

    I wonder why they call it a rainbow kiss when you only get red. Well spose you could also get yellow...........
    But even then you're still missing green, blue, orange, indego, violet.

    <center><font size="1">I'm a muppet</font id="size1"></center>

    <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">

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    My trusty steed
    1999 marin wolfridge, Marzocchi Jr Ts, Saint cranks, D321 rims, Hope C2s, raceface bits and bobs, XT running gear. All vintage stuff! (apart from the saints)
    <hr noshade size="1">
    <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">

    <hr noshade size="1"><center><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by EvilAlex</i>

    Something round here tastes bad. Could be plain old bad taste.
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  • doug
    doug Posts: 8,927
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by kilogrammes</i>

    I wonder why they call it a rainbow kiss when you only get red. Well spose you could also get yellow...........
    But even then you're still missing green, blue, orange, indego, violet.

    <center><font size="1">I'm a muppet</font id="size1"></center>

    <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">

    my mate shagged some bird whos slept with like at least 30/40+ guys and he got green corr blimey all over his nob

    he got it on the end of his finger and tried to wipe it on us it was like snot [xx(]

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  • tom_majski
    tom_majski Posts: 432
    hi doug, you make me feel sick


    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by EvilAlex</i>

    Clearly they all were raped by hordes of capitalist, communist, black Jewish liberals with excellent dance moves and gigantic penises.
    <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">

    myspack
  • JammyH
    JammyH Posts: 929
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by tom_majski</i>

    hi doug, you make me feel sick


    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by EvilAlex</i>

    Clearly they all were raped by hordes of capitalist, communist, black Jewish liberals with excellent dance moves and gigantic penises.
    <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">

    myspack
    <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">

    <font color="pink">James x</font id="pink">
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by DJIP</i>

    Your bike reminds me of a Praying Mantis.
    <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">
    I brake for Scholars, Priests and no apparent reason.
    <font color="pink">James x</font id="pink">
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by DJIP</i>

    Your bike reminds me of a Praying Mantis.
    <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">
    I brake for Scholars, Priests and no apparent reason.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Sounds like such a romantic setting, a hoar, you mate shaggin her, and you and all your mates watching?
    I bet that's the kind of romantic love making setting that young girls dream of one day encountering.
    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by doug</i>

    <blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by kilogrammes</i>

    I wonder why they call it a rainbow kiss when you only get red. Well spose you could also get yellow...........
    But even then you're still missing green, blue, orange, indego, violet.

    <center><font size="1">I'm a muppet</font id="size1"></center>

    <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">

    my mate shagged some bird whos slept with like at least 30/40+ guys and he got green corr blimey all over his nob

    he got it on the end of his finger and tried to wipe it on us it was like snot [xx(]

    <h6>spit my rage
    </h6>

    <hr height="1" noshade id="quote"></blockquote id="quote"></font id="quote">

    <hr noshade size="1">
    My trusty steed
    1999 marin wolfridge, Marzocchi Jr Ts, Saint cranks, D321 rims, Hope C2s, raceface bits and bobs, XT running gear. All vintage stuff! (apart from the saints)
    <hr noshade size="1">
  • doug
    doug Posts: 8,927
    nah, he did that a few days later

    not like we aint seen her naked at least 5 of my mates (me included) have shagged her. we used protection though haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaha

    <h6>spit my rage
    </h6>
  • Sounds like a classy bird to me [;)]

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