Ouch, but I dont care about pain
homers_double
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So there I was was on the plasma cutter downstairs, carefully plasmaing a new bolt for my spearfishing gun when I leant over to check the finish.
Next thing I know the beam goes right over my neck and my head rolls off.
On the bright side, I can monitor the progress of the cutting whilst touch typing on here, 45 yards away.
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Next thing I know the beam goes right over my neck and my head rolls off.
On the bright side, I can monitor the progress of the cutting whilst touch typing on here, 45 yards away.
<b><font size="1"><center><font color="red">When God created mountains he meant them for climbing, not to be used as glorified toboggan runs.</font id="red"></center>
<center> <font color="blue">Riding for <i>Team Cake </i>in 2007</font id="blue"></center></font id="size1"></b>
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you're 8 seconds passed a long time ago. You should be dead already?MBUK0
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No, my head is still there, see.
I'm having difficulty seeing now though as I've lost the ability to open my eyes.
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8 seconds is for girls and traitors to the crown. Northern men can live full lives after beheading, only noticing when some berk fails to bury thier noggin, aged 83.
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THIS was the machine just before the accident.
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I've got a friend who played an extra in a horror movie. In the film, his head gets cut off, so they made a prosthetic one. After the shoot, he got to keep it!
Best thing about it though, is that his mum keeps it on the mantlepiece above the fireplace!
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sounds painful. porbably going to hurt in the morning0
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by homers double</i>
So there I was was on the plasma cutter downstairs, carefully plasmaing a new bolt for my <b>spearfishing gun</b> when I leant over to check the finish.
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Bring it to SITS [}:)]
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by yeehaamcgee</i>
I've got a friend who played an extra in a horror movie. In the film, his head gets cut off, so they made a prosthetic one. After the shoot, he got to keep it!
Best thing about it though, is that his mum keeps it on the mantlepiece above the fireplace!
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My trusty steed
1999 marin wolfridge, Marzocchi Jr Ts, Saint cranks, D321 rims, Hope C2s, raceface bits and bobs, XT running gear. All vintage stuff! (apart from the saints)
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