Pfft, small ouch.
Alex
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Just trapped my arm in an industrial sheet metal guillotine. Seems to have cleaved one half from the other above the elbow.
Plaster should cover it right?
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Plaster should cover it right?
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be a man! lick it clean!
<hr noshade size="1"><center><blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by EvilAlex</i>
Something round here tastes bad. Could be plain old bad taste.
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Tell you what's cool though, if I point the stump at the wall, i can draw big red pictures!
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Hehe, it twitched when i took the photo!
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I dont care if that pic is real or not. its f*cking excellent!
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Something round here tastes bad. Could be plain old bad taste.
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You must suck at shaving. Practice on your gonads.
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by rubber side up</i>
I dont care if that pic is real or not. its f*cking excellent!
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Something round here tastes bad. Could be plain old bad taste.
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It is, one of his patients left it on the bed.
<hr noshade size="1"><font size="1"><font color="green"><center><i>Originally posted by John</i>
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Alex</i>
I must suck your gonads.
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Anyone seen the bit in the middle?
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Alex</i>
Tell you what's cool though, if I point the stump at the wall, i can draw big red pictures!
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People are looking at me laughing in the office! [:D]
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I lost a stone in five seconds! HAW!
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Is that ment to be a leg, or a childs arm behind the stump?!
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I bet my legs still weigh more than Alex.
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<blockquote id="quote"><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial, Helvetica" id="quote">quote:<hr height="1" noshade id="quote"><i>Originally posted by Alex</i>
I lost a stone in five seconds! HAW!
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Nah, HD did, your hear weight roughly a stone... Aparently.
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Hehe, it twitched when i took the photo!
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Is that real?
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Oh and Alex, this is not enough of an excuse to get out of tomorrow's ride. If HD is turning up minus a head and I'm there with my broken nail, then you <i>will</i> be there, with our without all your limbs! [:D]
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'tis but a scratch!
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I bet my pubes still weigh more than Alex.
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And they have a better stylist.
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Alex. You wish your arms were that hairy lmfao.
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