Pay your bills!

nicklouse
nicklouse Posts: 50,673
edited June 2007 in The Crudcatcher
Once upon a time there lived a beautiful Queen with voluptuous breasts.

Malcolm the Dragon Slayer
obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for
his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try.
One day Malcolm revealed his secret desire to his colleague, Horatio the
Physician, the King's chief doctor. Horatio thought about this and said that he could
arrange for Malcolm to more than satisfy his desire, but it would cost
him 1000gold coins to arrange it.
Without pause Malcolm readily agreed to the scheme.
The next day, Horatio made a batch of itching powder and poured a
little bit into the Queen's brassiere while she bathed. Soon after she
dressed, the itching commenced and grew intense.
Upon being summoned to the Royal
Chambers to address this incident, Horatio informed the King and Queen
that only a special saliva, if applied for four hours, would cure this type of
itch; and that tests had shown that only the saliva of Malcolm would work as the
antidote to cure the itch.
The King quickly summoned Malcolm.

Horatio then slipped Malcolm the antidote for the itching powder, which he put into his
mouth, and for the next four hours, Malcolm worked passionately on the
Queen's voluptuous and magnificent breasts.
The Queen's itching was eventually relieved, and Malcolm left satisfied and hailed as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, Malcolm found Horatio demanding his payment of 1,000
gold coins.
With his obsession now satisfied, Malcolm couldn't have cared less;
and, knowing that Horatio could never report this matter to the King, with a laugh
told him to f*** off.
Horatio incensed by Malcolms attitude poured itching powder into the King's underwear.

The King immediately summoned Malcolm.


The moral of the story - Pay your bills
"Do not follow where the path may lead, Go instead where there is no path, and Leave a Trail."
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