Jesus christ

Fantastic Mr Fox
Fantastic Mr Fox Posts: 848
edited June 2007 in The Crudcatcher
[drunk thread]sorry[/drunk thread]

Oh my god, so We went out dressed as pirates.
Anyhoo's, we were on the dance floor partying away when I managed too loose everyone. Being in the drunken state that I was, I decided to walk home, as one of my best mates had walked home already. I got half way home, and realized that I didn't have any keys. I didn't see the point in returning to the club as I wouldn't be allowed in anyway, so decided to see if I could find another way in. So I got back, to my road, and as it happens my student house, which is a terrace house right in the middle of about 20 houses. I got back, scouted around for a bit and found a lane which went behind about 5 of the houses, leaving 5 fences to my house. Being drunk, i decided to climb over the 5 fences to get to my house. I eventually, after being sh<s></s>it scared about being reported to the police for trespassing managed to reach the back garden of my house.
It's Cheltenham, so we usually are not that bothered about crime and leave the back door open. I however, on this occasion locked the back door before we went out, ironically.
We did, however leave the bathroom window open, which is about big enough to fit a small badger through. Anyway, after plenty of trying I managed to fit through the tiny window. Feeling chuffed with myself, I chilled out on the sofa, and watched a movie waiting for my friends to return so I could inform them of my epic tale of espionage like proportions.

They then got back, and had a massive go at me for leaving early. I was gutted, as I am the biggest of my house mates, and the strongest they felt that I would be the most intimidating in a bad situation. So, it turns out, that two di<s></s>ck head decided to start on my house mates, and hit two of there girlfriends. I'm pretty good mates with there girlfriends, and now feel like a total di<s></s>ck for leaving early and leaving them in that situation. I don't know why I'm telling you guys this, but I have to vent my anger to someone. What a bunch of fu<s></s>cking cu<s></s>nts, who the hell hits girls. I really wish i could have been there, even if I would have got beaten sh<s></s>itless it would have been for a worthy coarse. I feel like such a tit for leaving early.

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<hr noshade size="1"><font color="purple"><center><i><b><font size="2"><font face="Times New Roman"> "Boggis and Bunce and Bean. One fat, one short, one lean. These horrible crooks. So different in looks. Were none the less equally mean."</font id="Times New Roman"></b></font id="size2"></i></center></font id="purple">

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