Recomend me.....

El Capitano

....an insect repellent.

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jamiejim

jungle something or other

Sam

Vanessa Feltz's body odour

Gibbon on an Orange

Put dried cow poo on a fire to burn.

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miggillicuddy

Avon skin-so-soft works a treat.....so I'm told...

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anto164

piss on your skin.

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xc-andy

you need to kill hundreds of insects and smear the juices on your skin. This will serve as a warning to other flying aids spreaders that you are not to be fadged with.
similar to heads on skulls in medieval times, only smaller.
[;)]

heads on sticks ?? bleh


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jamiejim

doesnt that just make the others all pi[url][/url]ssed off, so they come and rape you?

Dodgex1

Jungle Formula. Although its nigh on 5quid a can.

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Jungle Formula. Although its nigh on 5quid a can.

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Thats the one I meant!

mr kirk

I got told when I was in australia that baby oil ( not oil of baby! Johnsons baby oil ) is very good, never tried it myself but you could.

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wildeye

sweat seems to set em off so maybe talc?

My wee baby

rubber side up

alcohol is a good one, drink lots and they wont attack. or at least you wont notice them attack [;)]

Oh yeah, spose thats not all that useful to you is it [:(]

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Something round here tastes bad. Could be plain old bad taste.
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